In this thread we talk about past tits - ZEFRANK.COM

Audreyvgs · 10-16-2004, 10:56 PM

Yup, they were fine. I liked em.

Then, like 20 years later, something changed.

You younguns out there, remember. Spend the extra money and get as much support as money can buy.

zenbabe · 10-16-2004, 11:18 PM

I'm still waiting for mine to grow...

Simage · 10-17-2004, 12:02 AM

~looks down~

support? whatever for??

lapietra · 10-17-2004, 12:05 AM

Avon makes this stuff called "Bust-Sculpt".

We'll see.

Magpie · 10-17-2004, 12:17 AM

Don't get me started! I vividly remember being in the 6th grade locker room watching 8th grader, "Debi Haba" dress and envying her perfectly round, perky breasts and hating mine.

If I had only known how great my 20-30-something breasts were "THEN" I definately would have been proudly showing them off more than I did. I look back now and see that they were fabulous! Only I didn't know it. Societal pressure and body image insecurities really suck. Now that I actually want to show them off, I have to search out new freakin technologies to make it happen

As my very tactful ex-husband used to like saying in regards to my gradually aging breasts, "The kids ate em." Thanks dickwad.

Girls, please keep in mind that men have bits that age and droop just as drastically. The only difference is that theirs aren' t expected to be on display all the time

Audreyvgs · 10-17-2004, 12:21 AM

HAHAAHAHA YA! At least when We're old our tits don't hang in the toilet water when we're havin a constitutional! hahahaahhah

red · 10-17-2004, 12:31 AM

I didn't even realize I had big ones until they got bigger.
I'm sure I'll back here after I've breastfed.

sparticle · 10-17-2004, 01:37 AM

I was gonna get a breast lift. I decided to look into what it entails and here is what I found out:

http://www.plasticsurgery.org/public.../Mastopexy.cfm

Holy shit!

The conclusion of my study: You know what? Anybody who doesn't like what he is seeing can just turn out the lights -- the hell with this idea! IMNSHO, any woman who isn't going to die without surgery on this scale and has it done anyway is completely fvcking insane.

Saggy boobs never killed anybody. But surgery does occasionally.

Nothing like a little factual information to put things into perspective. No fvckin' WAY. I broke a finger once playing rugby and that is about all the self-inflicted pain I'm up for. :-)

trisherina · 10-17-2004, 02:18 AM

Those plastic surgery TV shows (like Extreme Makeover) really freak me out. People cheerfully submit to eight hours of surgery, in many instances. I saw one that really blew me away; a woman agreed to a "Brazilian butt lift." Basically what happened was that her abdomen and thighs were brutally liposuctioned, with the contents (a whole rack of containers) then redistributed to her buttocks, using huge-bore syringes. Okay, can you imagine what you'd wake up feeling like after that? Hey, thanks, next time invite me into a back alley for a gang beating with baseball bat! And that's without even mentioning all the facial stuff, also throbbing when you wake up. And then some dental surgery, too! I always think that people must leave those shows with bright new faces and a wicked addiction to opiates.

The butt lift, by the way, was virtually indistinguishable to me from the original, and by God I looked hard.

sparticle · 10-17-2004, 04:18 AM

Even Botox and stuff creeps me out. If something is going to cost $1000 a syringe, the only way I'm buying any is if my heart is going to stop beating immediately without it.

AllegroNg · 10-17-2004, 12:32 PM

Christ on a cracker (I luuurrrve saying that) I was a D cup by the time i was 13. I was really embarassed about it at first. Now I'm just worried that my buddies will be hanging down to my knees in a matter of years

Altho.. well.. at least they won't be hanging in toilet water..

dickieC · 10-17-2004, 02:21 PM

Ladies, ladies, ladies...

As Dinz isn't here, I'll post a comment: they all look nice and please be happy with whatever letter of the alphabet applies to you. Plastic surgery really isn't necessary, honest.

IMHO.

10-17-2004, 02:32 PM

BOOBIES!

daverbee · 10-17-2004, 02:44 PM

As a male of the species I have no reference for relating to anything the females of the species go through while aging. However, I do know that humans are terribly vain and many of them will do anything they can to continue their bodily self image.
Otherwise we'd have no need for any of this or for Hair Club For Men or the several different tooth bleaching techniques my dentist keeps trying to convince me I need to continue as a member of polite society.
My belly is bigger than it was 20 years ago. I have considerably less hair. My teeth aren't shiny and white but I still have all my teeth. I'm growing old and it's an interesting journey.
As a footnote, I've found if I prop my feet on the side of the bathtub I can eliminate any hangdown problems.

Magpie · 10-17-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daverbee
As a footnote, I've found if I prop my feet on the side of the bathtub I can eliminate any hangdown problems.

I'm going to try that.

10-16-2004, 10:56 PM	#1
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	In this thread we talk about past tits Yup, they were fine. I liked em. Then, like 20 years later, something changed. You younguns out there, remember. Spend the extra money and get as much support as money can buy.

10-16-2004, 11:18 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I'm still waiting for mine to grow... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-17-2004, 12:05 AM	#4
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Avon makes this stuff called "Bust-Sculpt". We'll see. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

10-17-2004, 12:17 AM	#5
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Don't get me started! I vividly remember being in the 6th grade locker room watching 8th grader, "Debi Haba" dress and envying her perfectly round, perky breasts and hating mine. If I had only known how great my 20-30-something breasts were "THEN" I definately would have been proudly showing them off more than I did. I look back now and see that they were fabulous! Only I didn't know it. Societal pressure and body image insecurities really suck. Now that I actually want to show them off, I have to search out new freakin technologies to make it happen As my very tactful ex-husband used to like saying in regards to my gradually aging breasts, "The kids ate em." Thanks dickwad. Girls, please keep in mind that men have bits that age and droop just as drastically. The only difference is that theirs aren' t expected to be on display all the time __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

10-17-2004, 12:31 AM	#7
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	I didn't even realize I had big ones until they got bigger. I'm sure I'll back here after I've breastfed. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

10-17-2004, 12:02 AM	#3
Simage monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 289	~looks down~ support? whatever for??

10-17-2004, 12:21 AM	#6
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	HAHAAHAHA YA! At least when We're old our tits don't hang in the toilet water when we're havin a constitutional! hahahaahhah

10-17-2004, 01:37 AM	#8
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	I was gonna get a breast lift. I decided to look into what it entails and here is what I found out: http://www.plasticsurgery.org/public.../Mastopexy.cfm Holy shit! The conclusion of my study: You know what? Anybody who doesn't like what he is seeing can just turn out the lights -- the hell with this idea! IMNSHO, any woman who isn't going to die without surgery on this scale and has it done anyway is completely fvcking insane. Saggy boobs never killed anybody. But surgery does occasionally. Nothing like a little factual information to put things into perspective. No fvckin' WAY. I broke a finger once playing rugby and that is about all the self-inflicted pain I'm up for. :-) __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

10-17-2004, 02:18 AM	#9
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Those plastic surgery TV shows (like Extreme Makeover) really freak me out. People cheerfully submit to eight hours of surgery, in many instances. I saw one that really blew me away; a woman agreed to a "Brazilian butt lift." Basically what happened was that her abdomen and thighs were brutally liposuctioned, with the contents (a whole rack of containers) then redistributed to her buttocks, using huge-bore syringes. Okay, can you imagine what you'd wake up feeling like after that? Hey, thanks, next time invite me into a back alley for a gang beating with baseball bat! And that's without even mentioning all the facial stuff, also throbbing when you wake up. And then some dental surgery, too! I always think that people must leave those shows with bright new faces and a wicked addiction to opiates. The butt lift, by the way, was virtually indistinguishable to me from the original, and by God I looked hard. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

10-17-2004, 04:18 AM	#10
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Even Botox and stuff creeps me out. If something is going to cost $1000 a syringe, the only way I'm buying any is if my heart is going to stop beating immediately without it. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

10-17-2004, 12:32 PM	#11
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Christ on a cracker (I luuurrrve saying that) I was a D cup by the time i was 13. I was really embarassed about it at first. Now I'm just worried that my buddies will be hanging down to my knees in a matter of years Altho.. well.. at least they won't be hanging in toilet water..

10-17-2004, 02:21 PM	#12
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	Ladies, ladies, ladies... As Dinz isn't here, I'll post a comment: they all look nice and please be happy with whatever letter of the alphabet applies to you. Plastic surgery really isn't necessary, honest. IMHO. __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

10-17-2004, 02:44 PM	#14
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	As a male of the species I have no reference for relating to anything the females of the species go through while aging. However, I do know that humans are terribly vain and many of them will do anything they can to continue their bodily self image. Otherwise we'd have no need for any of this or for Hair Club For Men or the several different tooth bleaching techniques my dentist keeps trying to convince me I need to continue as a member of polite society. My belly is bigger than it was 20 years ago. I have considerably less hair. My teeth aren't shiny and white but I still have all my teeth. I'm growing old and it's an interesting journey. As a footnote, I've found if I prop my feet on the side of the bathtub I can eliminate any hangdown problems.

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10-17-2004, 02:32 PM	#13
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	BOOBIES!