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amanda · 12-17-2002, 01:03 AM

Think about it...

He makes us toys to play with.
He's got the list, probably checks it twice.
He only appears when I'm asleep.
He knows if we are naughty or nice.
And somehow, my milk and cookies disappear when I'm not looking.

masterofNone · 12-17-2002, 01:19 AM

that last item could be rodents or insects.

zenbabe · 12-17-2002, 01:35 AM

ohhhhhhhhhh, and what if we have been naughty??

amanda · 12-17-2002, 02:26 AM

eww, MoN! No, My pod is clean. Got those nasty buggers out months ago.

No, I was going to blame it on one of YOU, since I *NEVER* eat all the cookies in the house. Ze seems like a prime suspect.

zenbabe · 12-17-2002, 02:54 AM

yeah, but he logs cookies....does that count? logs and cookies..very Christmas if you ask me!

Frieda · 12-17-2002, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
that last item could be rodents or insects.

no it's the smurfs. they always steal my socks too! and they don't ever clean up the mess they make.

bealeblues · 12-17-2002, 09:40 AM

well amanda, you know i have been to japan, running amok... and if i can make a suggestion--- try leaving out chocolate chip cookies-- those are my favorite, er, those are really good.....

amanda · 12-18-2002, 02:44 PM

It's not you- it's me. Crap. I hate my image host.

Edit: okay, everyone listen up. My image host is MOVING physical locations. They hope to be giving me 100% service, but obviously they aren't. If they don't get their shit together in the next 24 hours, I'm ransacking their service department. If you want to sign up for the pillaging, please let me know.

Thank you

masterofNone · 12-18-2002, 03:06 PM

<--- always up for a little ransacking, looting and pillaging... ever hear of the Sabines? That was me.

red · 12-19-2002, 12:38 AM

I love pillaging! I'll be happy to help you out Amanda.

amanda · 12-19-2002, 09:07 AM

RuneT · 12-19-2002, 09:12 AM

It's... It's... zeperman! Love it! Where are the grapes?

amanda · 12-19-2002, 09:58 AM

Frieda · 12-19-2002, 11:23 AM

hahahahha amanda.. lol! great work!

beckstra · 12-20-2002, 12:27 AM

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

12-17-2002, 01:03 AM	#1
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Ze=Santa Think about it... He makes us toys to play with. He's got the list, probably checks it twice. He only appears when I'm asleep. He knows if we are naughty or nice. And somehow, my milk and cookies disappear when I'm not looking. Last edited by amanda : 12-17-2002 at 02:28 AM.

12-17-2002, 01:35 AM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	ohhhhhhhhhh, and what if we have been naughty?? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-17-2002, 02:54 AM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	yeah, but he logs cookies....does that count? logs and cookies..very Christmas if you ask me! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-17-2002, 09:40 AM	#7
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	well amanda, you know i have been to japan, running amok... and if i can make a suggestion--- try leaving out chocolate chip cookies-- those are my favorite, er, those are really good..... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-18-2002, 02:44 PM	#8
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	It's not you- it's me. Crap. I hate my image host. Edit: okay, everyone listen up. My image host is MOVING physical locations. They hope to be giving me 100% service, but obviously they aren't. If they don't get their shit together in the next 24 hours, I'm ransacking their service department. If you want to sign up for the pillaging, please let me know. Thank you Last edited by amanda : 12-18-2002 at 02:52 PM.

12-17-2002, 01:19 AM	#2
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	that last item could be rodents or insects.

12-17-2002, 02:26 AM	#4
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	eww, MoN! No, My pod is clean. Got those nasty buggers out months ago. No, I was going to blame it on one of YOU, since I NEVER eat all the cookies in the house. Ze seems like a prime suspect.

12-18-2002, 03:06 PM	#9
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	<--- always up for a little ransacking, looting and pillaging... ever hear of the Sabines? That was me.

12-19-2002, 12:38 AM	#10
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	I love pillaging! I'll be happy to help you out Amanda. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

12-19-2002, 09:07 AM	#11
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	caught him

12-19-2002, 09:12 AM	#12
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	It's... It's... zeperman! Love it! Where are the grapes? __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

12-19-2002, 09:58 AM	#13
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426

12-19-2002, 11:23 AM	#14
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	hahahahha amanda.. lol! great work! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

12-20-2002, 12:27 AM	#15
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	*wink* Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me I've been an awful good girl Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed Next year I could be oh so good If you'd check off my Christmas list Boo doo bee doo Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's Not a lot I've been an angel all year Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed To a platinum mine Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks Sign your 'X' on the line Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you Let's see if you believe in me Boo doo bee doo Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring I don't mean a phone Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight

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