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10-19-2004, 11:58 AM
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Divorce Court
Woman: "I had an affair but it wasn't with another man. At least I didn't have a kid with another man."
Judge: "Oh no you didn't just lay that bomb on us." Last edited by imdrsmooth : 10-19-2004 at 12:01 PM. |
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10-19-2004, 12:33 PM
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Judge Mathis:
This girl is accusing this other girl of steal her sex toy. She keeps bringing up this sex toy. "I am single your honor. I have a friend but..." yeah, something else was said but I don't remember. She said she filed a police report about the sex toy and a fish tank. |
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10-19-2004, 01:26 PM
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i want a divorce
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10-19-2004, 01:33 PM
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*grants divorce*
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10-19-2004, 01:37 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Wow, that was easy!
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10-19-2004, 01:40 PM
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I should change my screen name to imdrjudgesmooth.
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10-19-2004, 01:46 PM
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King of the patnýs
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10-19-2004, 01:48 PM
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10-19-2004, 01:51 PM
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King of the patnýs
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I doubt it was ever my fault though.....
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10-19-2004, 02:04 PM
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monkey
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my brother went to court for a traffic ticket and a man was charging his g/f or wife with destruction of :
- One (1) Dale Earnhardt Hat -One (1) Dale Earnhardt T-Shirt That needs to go Judge Judy or Matthis. |
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10-19-2004, 02:04 PM
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I agree. I ruled on your side for every case.
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10-19-2004, 02:05 PM
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i want another divorce
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10-19-2004, 02:37 PM
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monkey
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Re: Divorce Court
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The Dude abides. |
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10-19-2004, 09:26 PM
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Re: Re: Divorce Court
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"We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people" |
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10-20-2004, 01:45 AM
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Re: Re: Divorce Court
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OMG, yes!!! The one in the 60's? My mom always used to make me change the channel. She thought it was horrible. hahaha!
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