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10-20-2004, 04:53 AM
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no more nice girl
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Here's the thread where you bang your head on the desk and say *stupid, stupid*
I had an interview today and I told the lady that I had been questioned by the Major Crime Squad.
*Bangs head on desk. Stupid, stupid*
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10-20-2004, 04:57 AM
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Lollypop!
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I have those stories.....
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10-20-2004, 04:57 AM
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Cheeses Save
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Bummer, FYI...Never admit to your reckless driving tickets either on job interviews.
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10-20-2004, 05:10 AM
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no more nice girl
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I got the job anyway. But now I don't want to work where they hire people who admit to involvement in heinous crimes.
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10-20-2004, 05:29 AM
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Lollypop!
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I have those stories...
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10-20-2004, 05:31 AM
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no more nice girl
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Spit it Zen. I know you want to. And it will give me cause to stop banging my head on the desk for a minute while I read.
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10-20-2004, 05:39 AM
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Lollypop!
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So Mercedes wanted to hire me, and after all the pre-employment tests, personality, logic, drug tests...I passed them all...
Later that day...I emailed my best girlfriend...'YEAH! I passed the drug test and got the job!! We can go have scoobie snacks tonight!!! Inadvertantly, I sent it to Mercedes...  They sent me an email saying..thanks, but no thanks..... I ducked and ran....some tears were spilled...OH MY FVCKING GAWD!!!! I have since gotten over it...but damn...that was a good one...
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10-20-2004, 06:09 AM
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no more nice girl
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I feel better now.
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10-20-2004, 11:17 AM
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Oh Jeez Zen!
That was funny. 
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10-20-2004, 11:19 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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10-20-2004, 12:43 PM
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where's my salt?
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i get to interview prospective associates during the next two weeks.
yes, you read that right-- i'm doing the interviewing. another sign of the apocalypse.... so i hope to have some stories of things they tell me inadvertently to share. (because *cough* i don't have any stories like that of my own *cough*)
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10-20-2004, 12:44 PM
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Pick the one with the biggest tits.
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10-20-2004, 12:46 PM
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where's my salt?
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that's on my checklist
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10-20-2004, 11:29 PM
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no more nice girl
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You are both banned from my thread.
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10-20-2004, 11:47 PM
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Lollypop!
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I never get the job when the person interviewing me is a chick....
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