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Old 10-21-2004, 11:29 PM   #1
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EXTREME CLOSE-UP on a DROP OF MOLTEN WAX gathering at the tip of a BURNING CANDLE just before it FALLS......................
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:29 PM   #2
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:43 PM   #3
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Mom? Mom?? OMG!!
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CAMERA PANS, HOLDING ON MOM as she grows smaller and smaller..................


i was just saying GOODBYE to your uncle SIMON
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UNCLE SIMON (begging)

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Old 10-22-2004, 12:14 AM   #7
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Camera follows child as he runs screaming out the front door.
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i can't stand being in this house!! in the first place, it makes me terribly nervous - i'm scared to death of doors, locks, people roaming around in the background, under the trees, in the bushes, i'm absolutely terrified!!
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:27 AM   #9
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MOTHER appears from behind a shrub. She bends down to look the child in the eye.
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oh, look. that cat's going to the bathroom right behind my portrait.
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:33 AM   #11
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BILLY shuffles sideways in an attempt to hide the life-sized portrait he'd stolen off the living room wall.
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:42 AM   #12
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:46 AM   #13
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From left to right:

I don't know chaps, I'm not sure this sketch is working.

I think it bears watching, it might develop into something smashing

(these people are bloody fvcking nuts...)

I love how the child metphore works with the pissing motif. If they could integrate some kind of Galaxy images and maybe something about lumberjacks...hey, perhaps a musical number!

(WTF fvck is that shit man?)

(should I be paying attention?)
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:48 AM   #15
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But wait... what's that noise? It's coming from.... INSIDE THE WALLS!!!
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