SPAM - ZEFRANK.COM

Zaftig · 10-22-2004, 05:08 PM

Someone said something about spam somewhere here today. . . Here's something for you. I love this song.

Save Ferris
Spam

[chorus:]
Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

[repeat chorus]

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

[repeat chorus]

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far
It's

[repeat chorus]

Zaftig · 10-22-2004, 05:40 PM

OK, I knew I wasn't losing my mind, it was tsunamimom and Daverbee. I thought maybe I was losing it or something.

Anyways, they made me think of that song, which had to be listened to immediately. Gotta love ska.

melissa · 10-22-2004, 05:41 PM

That song always made me laugh.

LadyCrow · 10-22-2004, 11:40 PM

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

One of the funniest skits ever.

daverbee · 10-23-2004, 01:41 AM

I would have been so disappointed had I looked in here and not found any Vikings.
Thank you, LC!

LadyCrow · 10-23-2004, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by daverbee
I would have been so disappointed had I looked in here and not found any Vikings.
Thank you, LC!

Anytime, daver.

Coffee · 10-23-2004, 04:46 PM

That skit is the first thing that comes to mind when I hear the word Spam. One of my favorite MP skits.

Gelatinous Pink Vomit is the second thing I think of when I hear the word Spam.

I prefer to dwell on the first thing though and just let the song drown out the second thing.

Avalon · 10-23-2004, 05:40 PM

Ahhh Spam!

Mystery Meat at it's finest

My brother and I used to make Spamwiches. And I am not kidding about that one!

melissa · 10-23-2004, 07:28 PM

I've never eaten spam.

Avalon · 10-23-2004, 07:45 PM

It is one of the great mysteries of life

melissa · 10-23-2004, 07:49 PM

And I'm perfectly happy to leave it in it's mystery status.

Zaftig · 10-23-2004, 08:18 PM

For your listening pleasure, click me.

trisherina · 10-24-2004, 02:48 AM

I had a cat named Spam. He was boneless, and we'd go half the day with him draped round my neck, purring.

tsunamimom · 10-24-2004, 05:14 AM

One of my kitties is like that - he's part ragdoll and he goes limp when you pick him up, like a beany baby!

WOO HOO - 100!!

daverbee · 10-24-2004, 06:44 AM

Congrats!

10-22-2004, 05:08 PM	#1
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	SPAM Someone said something about spam somewhere here today. . . Here's something for you. I love this song. Save Ferris Spam [chorus:] Spam It's pink and it's oval Spam I buy it at the Mobil Spam It's made in Chernobyl Spam Now when I was a child My family was so poor They didn't have the finer things in life to eat So we had a plan In a big blue can The government substitute for meat [repeat chorus] To get me to eat it at dinner They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner He was a winner that never knew defeat And when he got hungry When he got hungry He cracked open that special treat It was [repeat chorus] S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend S-P-A-M Again and again and again S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend S-P-A-M Again and again and again and again So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R There's one meat by-product that's best by far It's [repeat chorus] __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

10-22-2004, 05:40 PM	#2
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	OK, I knew I wasn't losing my mind, it was tsunamimom and Daverbee. I thought maybe I was losing it or something. Anyways, they made me think of that song, which had to be listened to immediately. Gotta love ska. __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

10-22-2004, 05:41 PM	#3
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	That song always made me laugh. __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

10-22-2004, 11:40 PM	#4
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! One of the funniest skits ever. __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

10-23-2004, 05:40 PM	#8
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Ahhh Spam! Mystery Meat at it's finest My brother and I used to make Spamwiches. And I am not kidding about that one! __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

10-23-2004, 01:41 AM	#5
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	I would have been so disappointed had I looked in here and not found any Vikings. Thank you, LC!

10-23-2004, 04:46 PM	#7
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	That skit is the first thing that comes to mind when I hear the word Spam. One of my favorite MP skits. Gelatinous Pink Vomit is the second thing I think of when I hear the word Spam. I prefer to dwell on the first thing though and just let the song drown out the second thing.

10-23-2004, 07:28 PM	#9
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	I've never eaten spam. __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

10-23-2004, 07:45 PM	#10
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	It is one of the great mysteries of life __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

10-23-2004, 07:49 PM	#11
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	And I'm perfectly happy to leave it in it's mystery status. __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

10-23-2004, 08:18 PM	#12
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	For your listening pleasure, click me. __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

10-24-2004, 02:48 AM	#13
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I had a cat named Spam. He was boneless, and we'd go half the day with him draped round my neck, purring. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

10-24-2004, 05:14 AM	#14
tsunamimom I'll put the kettle on... Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 593	One of my kitties is like that - he's part ragdoll and he goes limp when you pick him up, like a beany baby! WOO HOO - 100!! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* "There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Pie" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Last edited by tsunamimom : 10-24-2004 at 05:16 AM.

10-24-2004, 06:44 AM	#15
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Congrats!

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