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dinzdale · 12-17-2002, 05:47 PM

OK spot pickers, here's another one to join in.
The cards hallmark wont print for Christmas.

For example, your starter for 10:

Happy Birthday Sister
May this year bring lots of loot.
I wonder if you've told the folks
You are a prostitute.

Indigo · 12-29-2002, 04:38 PM

Having a Joyous Season
We're sending these cards instead of enduring the holidays
with a bunch of FREAKS like you.

Indigo · 12-30-2002, 02:31 PM

Wishing you a joyous New Year!
Maybe you can finally resolve to get rid of those crabs.

noxxville · 01-03-2003, 03:11 AM

Have a wonderful Holiday Season and a Joyous New Year!

I would have sent gifts, but what everyone has told you is true...

I hate you.

noxxville · 01-03-2003, 03:15 AM

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A flaming case of Herpes that ruined my holiday cheer.

Merry Christmas

nycwriters · 02-18-2007, 11:41 PM

There's no such thing as Santa Claus.

Love,

Mom

trisherina · 02-19-2007, 01:47 AM

TO MY DAUGHTER ON HER BIRTHDAY AT CHRISTMAS

Since Dad's in a home,
I've been living with Nick,
I hope you'll come see us
...Does this make you sick?

...We'll go to a flick.

...Don't be such a stick.

12-17-2002, 05:47 PM	#1
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Xmas Card Greetings OK spot pickers, here's another one to join in. The cards hallmark wont print for Christmas. For example, your starter for 10: Happy Birthday Sister May this year bring lots of loot. I wonder if you've told the folks You are a prostitute. Last edited by dinzdale : 12-17-2002 at 07:46 PM.

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12-29-2002, 04:38 PM	#2
Indigo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 185	Having a Joyous Season We're sending these cards instead of enduring the holidays with a bunch of FREAKS like you.

12-30-2002, 02:31 PM	#3
Indigo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 185	Wishing you a joyous New Year! Maybe you can finally resolve to get rid of those crabs.

01-03-2003, 03:11 AM	#4
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	Have a wonderful Holiday Season and a Joyous New Year! I would have sent gifts, but what everyone has told you is true... I hate you.

01-03-2003, 03:15 AM	#5
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A flaming case of Herpes that ruined my holiday cheer. Merry Christmas

02-18-2007, 11:41 PM	#6
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	There's no such thing as Santa Claus. Love, Mom

02-19-2007, 01:47 AM	#7
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	TO MY DAUGHTER ON HER BIRTHDAY AT CHRISTMAS Since Dad's in a home, I've been living with Nick, I hope you'll come see us ...Does this make you sick? ...We'll go to a flick. ...Don't be such a stick.