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Old 10-26-2004, 05:02 AM   #1
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Foods That Are Hard To Eat

I have a problem with oysters. I like them, but they're so... big! They hurt my throat sliding down. But I don't want to look like a nerd and cut them up - that ruins it.

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Old 10-26-2004, 05:07 AM   #2
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I hate eating ribs - I have a problem with sticky, messy hands - I just hate it! But oooh, they taste so good!
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:55 AM   #3
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whenever i eat them, they totally get caught in my throat.
when i was younger, i would get them lodged in my throat so bad that i had to sometimes go to emergency..
thankfully now, ive learned to relax my mouth and jaw and just let whatever happens, happens.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:16 AM   #4
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I can't stand the taste of pvssy.

ew.

makes me gag...
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Old 10-26-2004, 11:25 AM   #5
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Soup with noodles in it.

They don't stay on the spoon. They fall off with a splash that gets your clothes speckled with soup.
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:20 PM   #6
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M&Ms. They're hard on the outside and sft in the middle. Just like little bugs.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:23 PM   #7
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SNOOP.. SNOOPALOOP
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:26 PM   #8
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You know what I really like? To take a big tub of movie popcorn and pour a package of M&Ms in it and cover the whole thing with salt and butter and wash it down with a big Coke.

I haven't done that since high school. But every time I see M&Ms I think about it......
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:29 PM   #9
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I hate eating ribs - I have a problem with sticky, messy hands - I just hate it! But oooh, they taste so good!
Big Mountain Barbecue in Waynesville, NC.
Best BBQ restaurant in the world.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:36 PM   #10
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Anything...ANYTHING...when your mustache is really long. Either the 'stache gets messy, or it gets in your mouth with the food.

It's not as ugly as it sounds though, 'stache wax helps to keep it brushed out of the way...and mustache mugs really work well.

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Old 10-26-2004, 07:38 PM   #11
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Seriously is that what that is??? A mustache mug? I'm amazed.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:56 PM   #12
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Seriously is that what that is??? A mustache mug? I'm amazed.
Sorta like an adult sippy cup.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:57 PM   #13
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That would be extreeeemly useful in bars instead of those big frosty pilsner mugs. They're so heavy and I always spill beer on myself.
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Old 10-26-2004, 08:02 PM   #14
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I always spill beer on myself.
That's alchohol abuse, well in a bar anyhow.
In certain settings though...
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Old 10-26-2004, 09:58 PM   #15
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Big Mountain Barbecue in Waynesville, NC.
Best BBQ restaurant in the world.
Hmm. While I've heard that folks in the South make damn good barbeque, there's a restaurant/biker bar/barbeque joint in Syracuse, NY that kicks ass. (And, as I just read on their website, they're opening a new restaurant in NYC!)



http://www.dinosaurbarbque.com/


Yummy...
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