|
|
10-27-2004, 10:03 PM
|
#1 |
|
WhY sO SiRiUs?
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Ta uoy erehw
Posts: 1,120
|
Sick Day
A woman called her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." 
__________________
 "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************** Illegitimi non carborundum... ************** Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger |
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
