Chocolate Math - ZEFRANK.COM

Smartypants · 10-28-2004, 01:02 AM

This just arrived in my mailbox. Damn silly. Thought: MUST POST ON ZEFRANK BOARDS!

(Spicy: You can just substitute cheese wherever it says chocolate.)

>CHOCOLATE LOVERS' MATHEMATICS
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>This is pretty neat how it works out.
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>This is cool chocolate math!
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>It takes about one minute.......
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>Work it out as you read.
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>Don't read the punch line at the bottom until you've worked it out!
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>This is not one of those waste of time things; it's fun.
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. Try for more than once but less than 10 times.
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>2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
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>3. Add 5 (for Sunday).
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>4. Multiply by 50. I'll wait while you get your calculator................
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>5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1754; if you haven't, add 1753.
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>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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>You should have a three digit number.
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>The first digit was your original number, i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week.
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>And the next two numbers are........
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>YOUR AGE! -- (Oh yes, it is!)
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

Spicy Jack · 10-28-2004, 01:04 AM

cheese is good!

Avalon · 10-28-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smartypants
This just arrived in my mailbox. Damn silly. Thought: MUST POST ON ZEFRANK BOARDS!

(Spicy: You can just substitute cheese wherever it says chocolate.)

>CHOCOLATE LOVERS' MATHEMATICS
>
>This is pretty neat how it works out.
>
>
>This is cool chocolate math!
>
>
>It takes about one minute.......
>
>Work it out as you read.
>
>
>Don't read the punch line at the bottom until you've worked it out!
>
>
>This is not one of those waste of time things; it's fun.
>
>
>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. Try for more than once but less than 10 times.
>
>2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
>
>3. Add 5 (for Sunday).
>
>4. Multiply by 50. I'll wait while you get your calculator................
>
>5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1754; if you haven't, add 1753.
>
>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
>
>
>You should have a three digit number.
>
>
>The first digit was your original number, i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week.
>
>And the next two numbers are........
>
>YOUR AGE! -- (Oh yes, it is!)
>
>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

I love this thing..but I have gotten it in an email every year for the past 3 years. And at the end of each one of them it says this is the only year it will ever work.

somebody's lying!!

Smartypants · 10-28-2004, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avalon
somebody's lying!!

OMG, are you telling me this was sent by the President?!

madasacutsnake · 10-28-2004, 02:16 AM

It's a CONSPIRACY

Hyakujo's Fox · 10-28-2004, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avalon
I love this thing..but I have gotten it in an email every year for the past 3 years. And at the end of each one of them it says this is the only year it will ever work.

somebody's lying!!

Maybe someone hasn't increased their age for three years.

daverbee · 10-28-2004, 02:39 PM

So how many times a week can we have chocolate? It never tells you that!

Audreyvgs · 10-28-2004, 04:14 PM

You can make it cheese math. cut and paste. mmmmmmmm

Spicy Jack · 10-28-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
You can make it cheese math. cut and paste. mmmmmmmm

are you eating the paste again?

10-28-2004, 01:02 AM	#1
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Chocolate Math This just arrived in my mailbox. Damn silly. Thought: MUST POST ON ZEFRANK BOARDS! (Spicy: You can just substitute cheese wherever it says chocolate.) >CHOCOLATE LOVERS' MATHEMATICS > >This is pretty neat how it works out. > > >This is cool chocolate math! > > >It takes about one minute....... > >Work it out as you read. > > >Don't read the punch line at the bottom until you've worked it out! > > >This is not one of those waste of time things; it's fun. > > >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. Try for more than once but less than 10 times. > >2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold). > >3. Add 5 (for Sunday). > >4. Multiply by 50. I'll wait while you get your calculator................ > >5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1754; if you haven't, add 1753. > >6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. > > >You should have a three digit number. > > >The first digit was your original number, i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week. > >And the next two numbers are........ > >YOUR AGE! -- (Oh yes, it is!) > >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

10-28-2004, 02:16 AM	#5
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	It's a CONSPIRACY __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

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10-28-2004, 01:04 AM	#2
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	cheese is good!

10-28-2004, 02:39 PM	#7
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	So how many times a week can we have chocolate? It never tells you that!

10-28-2004, 04:14 PM	#8
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	You can make it cheese math. cut and paste. mmmmmmmm