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Old 10-30-2004, 08:47 PM   #1
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THIS IS

my backyard. also the top of my garage.

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Old 10-30-2004, 08:52 PM   #2
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Ah, the leaves. I raked once already. Last night it rained so it brought down more leaves. We are having high winds today, so the leaves were blown out of my yard into the street. Sweet!
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:54 PM   #3
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there is a hole in the roof of my garage. although you cant see it in this picture, the leaves and the residue and gross black shit falls through the hole onto the top of my car.

i dont care, and leave it there, and over time it builds up. It now look like an elephant took a dump on the roof of my car, and its so solidified now that the wind on the freeway doesnt blow it off.

people endlessly let me know there is something on my car, even strangers in parking lots of malls.
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:56 PM   #4
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Don't you love it when someone points off the obvious. Sheesh.
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:58 PM   #5
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I never park my car in the garage. I have too much crap in there. The sad thing is 3/4 of the shvt isn't mine. I have had various people live with me, and my garage is their storage unit now. During the winter I usually drive around with two feet of snow on the roof of my car. I am lazy.
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:59 PM   #6
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My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time...

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs2:
I can see you're on it...
You want me to teach the,
Technics that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know theives get caught,
Watch if you're smart,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Sametime maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,

Spoken:
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)
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Old 10-30-2004, 08:59 PM   #7
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what size is the hole?

what size is the car?

have you considered parking the car in a slightly different position each time (assuming it's a small hole and a medium sized car)
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Old 10-30-2004, 09:54 PM   #8
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I'd just nail a shingle or a piece of tarp or something over the hole, depending on size. It's not gonna bust the aesthetics.
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:00 PM   #9
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i enjoy the elephant shit on my car. its now taller than i am.

my car only fits one in the garage, there is no where else to park it. It is a saturn. Two door. Sport coupe.
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:13 PM   #10
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thanks but i have no clue what a saturn is - it sounds fvcking HUGE though. i think you should check to make sure it's only got two doors - a saturn sounds like it should have at least sixty.

are you sure it's actually a car this saturn you speak of?

otherwise i can't give you any more help, sorry.
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:18 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Klynne
I never park my car in the garage. I have too much crap in there. The sad thing is 3/4 of the shvt isn't mine. I have had various people live with me, and my garage is their storage unit now.
Your garage sounds like my basement.
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:36 PM   #12
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this is my car



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Old 10-30-2004, 10:37 PM   #13
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I don't see any doody.
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:39 PM   #14
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And I see your car and I raise you my car.

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Old 10-30-2004, 10:40 PM   #15
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hahahahahaha! you're confused jessie! that's not a saturn!

this is a saturn:

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