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11-01-2004, 03:35 AM
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monkey
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I work with a bunch of idiots
ok... so I deliver drywall and run (defacto not de jure) the warehouse for a drywall supply company up here. we run 3 3tons and a single 5 ton for deliveries, now trucks that size tend to be standards. at this time we have 5 guys working in the back ( we're supposed to have 10 .... ooops) so on friday morning its decided by the (official) powers that be that I'm gonna stay in the warehouse, and the warehouse guy (numbnuts) will drive one of the delivery trucks so that we can actually get stuff done to prep for inventory, which we did this weekend. numb nuts proceeds to the the PTB the he can't drive a standard. now driving a standard isn't all that difficult, I would have no problems putting Zaftig in the truck and having her drive it to site, so his argument is bunk from the get go. anyhow... numbnuts refuses, and I end up taking out that truck and its loads for the day, not that big a deal, other than the fact that no inventory prep work got done. so we go and do inventory friday night and all day saturday, Zaftig needed the pickup on saturday, so I ended up getting a ride home with numbnuts, lo and behold, he drives a standard. now admittedly he drives a little dodge neon... about 80 horse under the hood, and we drive 250 horse diesel torque monsters for deliveries, but still .... a standard is a standard, GARGH..... IDIOTS
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11-01-2004, 03:48 AM
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monkey
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I hope I'm never the idiot that some one else has to work with.
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11-01-2004, 03:49 AM
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pshaw, dont worry about it. i can always come administer a chainsaw enema if things get out of hand.
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11-01-2004, 04:28 AM
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Re: I work with a bunch of idiots
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No kidding, a standard is a standard. I drove a Ford Festiva for years but it didn't stop me taking a rented 4-wheeling SUV up a one-lane mountain road to 13,000 feet. In the rain, no less. What a hoser Mr. Numbnuts is. Big baby. AND liar into the bargain. Hmph. Too bad Hallowe'en is over; you and Zaf should prank him by soaping "STANDARD!" all over the Neon. heh heh heh....
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11-01-2004, 04:56 AM
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Lollypop!
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Re: Re: I work with a bunch of idiots
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the BUMBLE BEE!!!!
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11-01-2004, 07:29 AM
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11-01-2004, 08:05 AM
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11-01-2004, 11:30 AM
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no more nice girl
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I worte off two Ford Festers at one of the bastard parasitic pathology companies I worked for. They're made of soft metal.
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11-01-2004, 01:25 PM
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 Son drives it now. He didn't like it until he discovered that it gets like 700 miles to a gallon of gas.  I can't complain about the size, either. It was easy to park anywhere in the city, and I once got two kids and three sapling fruit trees plus four bags of topsoil in it, so it did all right. But it always reminded me about that limerick about the preppie from Boston who drove about town in an Austin.... "There was room for his ass/ and a gallon of gas/ but his balls hung out and he lost 'em."
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11-01-2004, 03:33 PM
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elite rabble
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I think you should have labeled him a liar instead.
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11-01-2004, 03:37 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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pfft people are stupid.
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11-01-2004, 03:46 PM
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everytime i see your name i think of simian from madtv
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11-01-2004, 04:06 PM
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11-01-2004, 04:53 PM
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Lollypop!
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I loved the bumble bee...it was a sad day when it wouldn't pass the smog test....
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