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zero · 11-02-2004, 04:03 PM

konichiwa!

°

*jessie - if you'd kindly translate from japanese please, we'd be appreciate guidance on the corrrect number of twists to do in step #8

dinzdale · 11-02-2004, 04:11 PM

NOT THIS MANY !!!!!!

dinzdale · 11-02-2004, 04:32 PM

*SIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Whew!

Fortunately my colleague reads Japanese, and it says:
"Firmly twist the cross-thong on right buttock side, lifting the testicles to an acceptable level. Cease the strangulation of honourable plums when the testes begin to re-enter the torso. Correct colour of nads is light purple to crimson."

That's a relief....

Audreyvgs · 11-02-2004, 04:34 PM

dinzdale · 11-02-2004, 04:42 PM

That's either the Sumo "krossnaka bollokshifta" or Beale dancing.

zero · 11-02-2004, 04:49 PM

that last post was illegible dinz all i saw was "colleague reads" .. could you re-post?

thanks!

...one hundred and forty-one...one hundred and forty-two...one hundred and forty-three...one hundred and forty-four...one hundred and forty-five...

dinzdale · 11-02-2004, 05:08 PM

Number 8 - Additional
"Please note that after 12 twists feeling may be lost in the lower legs, and is dangerous to scrotal health if continued unsupervised"

Magpie · 11-02-2004, 05:22 PM

"Scrotal health"

That's my new word(s) for the day.

zero · 11-02-2004, 05:22 PM

too late - i stopped at one hundred and fifty if someone cuts it i'll take off like an aeroplane

i'm at this stage now...

it's not comfy though - something's not right underneath the flap

is anyone else doing this?

Magpie · 11-02-2004, 05:27 PM

Hmmm, this looks familliar... now where have I seen this before?

dinzdale · 11-02-2004, 05:28 PM

I'm having difficulty with the shoulder straps....

...and I need a new sheet now too, this one's got some...er..."marks" on it......

zero · 11-02-2004, 05:37 PM

hang your head in shame

Audreyvgs · 11-02-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
Hmmm, this looks familliar... now where have I seen this before?

anal floss!

Magpie · 11-02-2004, 08:56 PM

Dinz and Zero Look! It's a Japanese Underwear Party! This looks right up your alley...

dinzdale · 11-02-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
This looks right up your alley...

That's the problem.....it's cutting right up my "alley", thank you

11-02-2004, 04:03 PM	#1
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	we learn how to dress like sumo wrestlers konichiwa! ° *jessie - if you'd kindly translate from japanese please, we'd be appreciate guidance on the corrrect number of twists to do in step #8

11-02-2004, 04:34 PM	#4
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	WTF?

11-02-2004, 05:27 PM	#10
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Hmmm, this looks familliar... now where have I seen this before? __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

11-02-2004, 08:56 PM	#14
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Dinz and Zero Look! It's a Japanese Underwear Party! This looks right up your alley... __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

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11-02-2004, 04:11 PM	#2
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	NOT THIS MANY !!!!!!

11-02-2004, 04:32 PM	#3
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	SIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh Whew! Fortunately my colleague reads Japanese, and it says: "Firmly twist the cross-thong on right buttock side, lifting the testicles to an acceptable level. Cease the strangulation of honourable plums when the testes begin to re-enter the torso. Correct colour of nads is light purple to crimson." That's a relief....

11-02-2004, 04:42 PM	#5
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	That's either the Sumo "krossnaka bollokshifta" or Beale dancing.

11-02-2004, 04:49 PM	#6
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	that last post was illegible dinz all i saw was "colleague reads" .. could you re-post? thanks! ...one hundred and forty-one...one hundred and forty-two...one hundred and forty-three...one hundred and forty-four...one hundred and forty-five...

11-02-2004, 05:08 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Number 8 - Additional "Please note that after 12 twists feeling may be lost in the lower legs, and is dangerous to scrotal health if continued unsupervised"

11-02-2004, 05:22 PM	#8
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	"Scrotal health" That's my new word(s) for the day. __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

11-02-2004, 05:28 PM	#11
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	I'm having difficulty with the shoulder straps.... ...and I need a new sheet now too, this one's got some...er..."marks" on it......

11-02-2004, 05:37 PM	#12
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	hang your head in shame