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Zaftig · 11-03-2004, 06:38 AM

Instead of waiting last minute I am now researching and creating a ton of Christmas CD's for all the Christmas Party's I'm dj'ing. Low and behold I tripped across this:

Hung for the Holidays.

JesusTitties · 11-03-2004, 07:20 AM

this thread is entirely not what i had in mind.

Zaftig · 11-03-2004, 07:23 AM

I knew you'd be disappointed

JesusTitties · 11-03-2004, 08:05 AM

yeah thanks for nothing

11-03-2004, 01:28 PM

The Vandals - Oi To The World

11-03-2004, 01:29 PM

This Christmas CD has the hits that keep on punching!

Check out this one:

Christmas Time For My Penis

I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis.

daverbee · 11-03-2004, 02:49 PM

Wing has a Christmas CD.
Caution: Protect those with sensitive hearing while listening to Wing.

Magpie · 11-03-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daverbee
Wing has a Christmas CD.
Caution: Protect those with sensitive hearing while listening to Wing.

Wow, those voice lessons she's taking are really paying off!

priceyfatprude · 11-03-2004, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
this thread is entirely not what i had in mind.

Me either.

daverbee · 11-03-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
Wow, those voice lessons she's taking are really paying off!

Yeah!
The money she's saving on pest control alone must pay for the voice lessons!

Zaftig · 11-03-2004, 11:32 PM

OMG DAV!?!? Where the hell did you find that Wing chick?? I read the little blurb about her and she was actually given a grant for promotion by her city council.

daverbee · 11-03-2004, 11:53 PM

A friend of mine sent me the link.
Just thinking about that voice makes me cringe.
My greatest fear is having to post one of her songs in the Worst Song To Get Stuck In Your Head thread.

11-03-2004, 06:38 AM	#1
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	Hung for the Holidays Instead of waiting last minute I am now researching and creating a ton of Christmas CD's for all the Christmas Party's I'm dj'ing. Low and behold I tripped across this: Hung for the Holidays. __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

11-03-2004, 07:23 AM	#3
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	I knew you'd be disappointed __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

11-03-2004, 11:32 PM	#11
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	OMG DAV!?!? Where the hell did you find that Wing chick?? I read the little blurb about her and she was actually given a grant for promotion by her city council. __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

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11-03-2004, 07:20 AM	#2
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	this thread is entirely not what i had in mind.

11-03-2004, 08:05 AM	#4
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	yeah thanks for nothing

11-03-2004, 01:28 PM	#5
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	The Vandals - Oi To The World

11-03-2004, 01:29 PM	#6
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	This Christmas CD has the hits that keep on punching! Check out this one: Christmas Time For My Penis I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis.

11-03-2004, 02:49 PM	#7
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Wing has a Christmas CD. Caution: Protect those with sensitive hearing while listening to Wing.

11-03-2004, 11:53 PM	#12
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	A friend of mine sent me the link. Just thinking about that voice makes me cringe. My greatest fear is having to post one of her songs in the Worst Song To Get Stuck In Your Head thread.