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Old 11-04-2004, 03:48 AM   #1
drivinmissdaisy
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Poems from the John

Jack and Jill fell down the hill,
Now that was kinda frisky
If water made them fall like that
I think I'll stick to WHISKEY!




If you want a bonde to share your bliss,
You'll take a blonde pill some night.
Just swallow it with water. . .then,
Quietly turn out your light.



Here's tto the breezes
That blow thru' the treeses,
That lift little girls skirts
Above their kneeses,
Little boy sneeses,
Does as he pleases,
Gets social diseases.
(HOW ABOUT THAT)
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Old 11-04-2004, 03:55 AM   #2
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LBFM makes you spend a considerable amount of time in the john so these will come in handy
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