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11-06-2004, 04:36 AM
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impossible to say
My old college pal found this for me:
************************************************ Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk: Cinnamon Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When Drunk: British Constitution Loquacious Transubstantiate Passive-aggressive disorder Specificity Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk: Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. No, thanks -- I'm not much of a dancer. ********************************** I added a few of my own: Words that I am Absolutely Sure Never Passed My Lips Even Once When I Was Drunk: You're absolutely right. It was a great call, and he was out at first. Let me get this round. Please! The language! To each his own -- I like David Bowie and you like Eminem and we're both entitled to our opinions. Say, why don't we call it a night? I have to get up for work in the morning. I'd love to hear your views. Oh, my job's nothing indispensable, really. I just work eight hours a day and do my best. Others there are much more talented than I. Gee, that wasn't very nice -- you hurt my feelings. But I forgive you. Of course I don't mind -- go ahead and have the last beer. We really ought to quiet down; people are trying to sleep. ************************** Feel free to add your own favorites!
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11-06-2004, 06:50 AM
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Brains! Brains!
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Tonight I made up 2 new words:
Smispacio (instead of pistacio)...I'm gonna save that one for my first kids name. and somisticated  Last edited by Spicy Jack : 11-06-2004 at 06:15 PM. |
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11-06-2004, 07:00 AM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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I am completely unable to properly say, "particularly" or "particular" when sloshed
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11-06-2004, 03:42 PM
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On further reflection, I find that "no, thanks" was always a tongue-twister, too.
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11-06-2004, 03:46 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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"Marijuana? My goodness, no. That stuff's illegal."
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