BACK from the bar drunken questions

[nycwriters]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.

4. What's your favorite beverage?

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?

10. How many typos did I make in this?

YAY!!!!!!

[dickieC]

[quote]Originally posted by nycwriters
[b]1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?

Well, of course, speaking as your sensible Uncle Dickie, I would say that.

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).

Would take far too long to tell the story of my ex here, and you wouldn't believe me anyway.

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.

Ze is the Word, because he was the beginning.

4. What's your favorite beverage?

Old Speckled Hen.

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?

Er, 6 pm?

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.

Oh we do, you know that.

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.

I await your suggestions.

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.

Well, NYC gurning and Rune's housework of course.

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?

No, QuestionMistress.

10. How many typos did I make in this?

None that I can see.

YAY!!!!!!

[RuneT]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?

I was there, remember?

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).
Oh it's hard to pick one suitable for this audience. Sorry

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.
Ze is a way of zeeing. If you see the ze way you are a zemonkey.


4. What's your favorite beverage?
beer

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?
around 3?

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.
I love you, NYC

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.
I is about time I was the victim for a change. victimize me!

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.
You, honey!

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?
You are in the business.

10. How many typos did I make in this?
Less than me.

[bealeblues]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?

Disagree. How many posts do you think i've done when i'm sober??

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).

and it would take way too long for me to type a response... let's just say it involves cutlery....

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.

i know my limitations. i'm not going to even try.

4. What's your favorite beverage?

currently: orange juice and grey goose

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?

well, if you wake up, that is

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.

ouy evol i

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.

go pubbing and talk about the crazy yanks on the ze-board

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.

who says i smile?

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?

save them up for a huge questionnaire? hell no, lemme have them in increments

10. How many typos did I make in this?

you don't want to know; moral: proof! you lush

[chuckie egg]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?
I disagree, it can makes things more entertaining!

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).
The only one I can think of at the moment is when my friend accidently went to college with a sock in her trouser leg, it stayed there all day!

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.
A computery bloke

4. What's your favorite beverage?
Leffe or San Miguel, or John Smiths depending on the season

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?
13.30

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.
maybe

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.
PUB

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.
When my boss gave me a Christmas pressie

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?
nah

10. How many typos did I make in this?
2 I think

[AllegroNg]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?

Yep!

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).

That girl in the 8th grade who would NOT leave me alone!

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.

Almighty! It's short for Josea! That's why it's pronounced Zay.

4. What's your favorite beverage?

Sobe Drive

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?

Today!

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.

If I did, that would leave you qualified to **** me!

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.

Ohh! Try to stand on your pinkies. Or feed chicken to the ducks!

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.

Jeff Corwin dreams...

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?

I dunno, what does it mean to "save them up"?

10. How many typos did I make in this?

43,918,501,982,598,592

YAY!!!!!!

Rhymes with Ze!

[dinzdale]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?
You are your own woman, and dont need their advice.

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story?
Let's not judge lest we be judged.

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.
Ze is a fig-box of your imagination.

4. What's your favorite beverage?
Lots

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?
When your tongue can no longer stand your breath and leads you to water.

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.
*Smooch* - as much as you love me.

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.
Get out of thier respective fart-sacks and go outside. That orange thing is the sun, dont be scared.

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.
You

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?
Ask someone else to ask them if you think you're asking too much.

10. How many typos did I make in this?
None, you were perfect darling, nobody noticed a thing.

YAY!!!!!!HOO!!!!!!

[beckstra]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?

do whatever you wish, but all that can abound from such an instance is a little chuckle from me

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).

since I don't have any of *those* man stories yet...my sister once knocked herself out by kicking herself in the face with her knee...true story, she blacked out for 3 minutes

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.

Ze what?

4. What's your favorite beverage?

watermelon cherry kool-aid

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?

12:34

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.

well, of course I love you, it's not in my nature not to

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.

steal some local lawn ornaments and have a tea party with them

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.

the last person I saw on the tv last night was Elijah Wood...he didn't make me smile, the fact that he looks like he's still ten, and the fact that he's likely to be the next Dick Clark made me smile

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?

I rather like all the questions, the reading and the answering, I learn more about you and all the other folk on the board...helps me to know a little more with whom I'm dealing

10. How many typos did I make in this?

three that I noticed (you have an extra period in your first question, thing is spelled t-h-i-n-g, not thign, and an apostraphe is only one mark) dear heavens I sound pretentious

YAY!!!!!!

[masterofNone]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?
LAHLAHLAHLAH... hic...LAHLAHLAHLAH...brffffffft

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).
LAHLAHLAHLAH... bleh...LAHLAHLAHLAH...WOOOOOOHOOOO!

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.
LAHLAHLAHLAH... OHSHIIIIT! HAHAHAHA...LAHLAHLAHLAH...igottapeewatchmychair


4. What's your favorite beverage?
LAHLAHLAHLAH... 'NOTHERROUND!...LAHLAHLAHLAH...whoeryou?

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?
LAHLAHLAHLAH... ****kit. ****it****it****it. HAHAHA!...LAHLAHLAHLAH...brffffffft

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.
LAHLAHLAHLAH... yoormybestfreninthewholewoooorld...LAHLAHLAHLAH... wassyername?

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.
LAHLAHLAHLAH... ithinkimgonnapuke...LAHLAHLAHLAH...illbebackorderm eanother

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.
LAHLAHLAHLAH... THAT's NOT A HORSE THAT's MY WIFE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!...LAHLAHLAHLAH...hic

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?
LAHLAHLAHLAH... huh?...LAHLAHLAHLAH...wuh?

10. How many typos did I make in this?
LAHLAHLAHLAH... ahshiiitigottagohome...LAHLAHLAHLAH...brffffffft

YAY!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Now you're talking...

[dinzdale]

Good Morning Darling, and how are we feeling today, oh dominant mistress of dreams dark desire?

SERVES YOU RIGHT !!!
Now go shower, you stink of last night's drink....and what the f**k were you eating? ? ? ? Really ? Well it's died.....

[Deviate]

1. Dickie says i should not post drunk., that I'll regret it ... agree or disagree?
disagree. the best posts are drunken posts

2. Stupid men abound. What's your stupidest man/woman story? (this took my FAR too long to type).
when waiting tables a woman asked me if we had water. yeah, it comes right out of the tap now, brain doner. shit.

3. Ze is ... well what the hell IS Ze? Explain.
Ze is pronounced Zay and shouldn't be. this is wrong.

4. What's your favorite beverage?
Framboise, a rasberry port from Bonny Doon vineyards. other than that, water. love it. mmm.

5. Hell with the questions, guess what time I'll wake up tomorrow?
10:30

6. Do you love me? Please lie and say that you do.
billions much, darlin, billions and billions

7. Rune and Dickie are up FAR too early Eastern time ... give them some fun thing to do this weekend.
ask various people "who let the dogs out?" as serious as possible. bark in their faces when they try to answer.

8. tell me the last thign that made you smile.
the typo in this question. thanks. oh, and i don't smile, i smirk

9. I"m asking questions too often, I should save them up no?
no. i like the questions. i miss the Deep Dark Disturbing Questions thread...

10. How many typos did I make in this?
typos: 5
grammatical errors is another tally all together