11-12-2004, 09:29 PM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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WORD TO THE WISE (your own)
Post your OWN words to the wise here... what are your own words of wisdom?
Here's one of mine to start it off: Don't sit down w/a plate of spagettie and intend to eat it while watching the first 45 mins of "Saving Private Ryan".
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11-12-2004, 09:54 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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Don't open any threads without first swallowing your food or drink. Proceed with caution.
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11-12-2004, 10:00 PM
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monkey
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If you don't want to be humilated, don't go to a horror flick with me.
I scream a little bit. My cousin and mother refuse to see scary movies with me. |
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11-12-2004, 10:55 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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11-12-2004, 10:55 PM
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in limbo
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am i having a deja vu or did we do this a couple of weeks ago
 anyway - don't leave the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen when you're going out drinking because you will trip and break your foot and even surprise doctors with your injuries. and they will laugh, too. |
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11-12-2004, 10:58 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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11-13-2004, 03:52 AM
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no more nice girl
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Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
I should write that on the back of my hand.
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
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11-13-2004, 04:30 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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11-13-2004, 04:32 AM
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Conspiracy Theorist
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Never assume the door is locked.
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11-13-2004, 04:37 AM
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monkey
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Don't ever have sex on top of the washing machine during a spin cycle in the middle of a party when all party goers are crashed outside the laundry room. Or so I have heard.
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11-13-2004, 05:18 AM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Sometimes evil drives a mini van. |
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11-13-2004, 05:22 AM
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monkey
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11-13-2004, 05:36 AM
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monkey
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"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." |
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11-13-2004, 05:57 AM
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monkey
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11-13-2004, 06:12 AM
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half baked
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Never open a thread authored by JesusTitties or, having opened it accidentally, click on a link within, while you're at work. EVER.
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