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Old 12-12-2004, 06:32 AM   #1
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Let's make a list of Malarkey facts for our collective perusal:

1. 18 years old
2. Profile birthdate: Dec. 25, 1986
3. Born on Christmas!
4. Watches BBC bad comedy, e.g. "X Factor" and "Strictly Come Dancing"
5. Name is Mark Grey
6. Mother's name: (I know he said it somewhere)
7. Has a recursive iteration in Malarky
8. Has a fish.
9. Hangs out at a 24-hour cafe where there are Chinese people.
10. Is sometimes gay.
11. Lives in Richmond
12. Date registered: 08/15/2004

Someone solve this puzzle. I've spent too much time on it already.
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:08 AM   #2
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thou dost protest too much

i mean seriously.........
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:37 AM   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by rmr
thou dost protest too much

i mean seriously.........
That was my mom's favorite line to me in high school.

Mom: Did you (XYZ)

Me: No!

Mom: Thou dost protest too much.

I could not win.
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Old 12-12-2004, 03:46 PM   #4
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once more, ladies and gentlemen of the jury:

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and i'm not malarkey

i do declare this list touched by madness, obsession and witchcraft
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Old 12-12-2004, 04:04 PM   #5
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Old 12-12-2004, 04:09 PM   #6
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not really

morelike:

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Old 12-12-2004, 04:12 PM   #7
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i am not a crook
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Old 12-12-2004, 04:13 PM   #8
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heh heh heh
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:57 PM   #9
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:41 PM   #10
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i didd my firt shidxtf as server trinight adn i did good and then thiy give me chpgne to clbrate and it all nice i nevr felt so uuuh. butni did do it and it was soooooooo xt wbehklgfffiiin, yeba has to be nis if i do it agin. yup, all loobely int eh ohouses' of speakint to customrs and theu all nice ot mee asn eberythuign.
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:42 PM   #11
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ilob you allllllll!!!
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:47 PM   #12
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I find your avatar simultaneously disgusting/amusing and offensive to overweight people.
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:48 PM   #13
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I think Ze yelled at JesusTitties once for posting retard pics.
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:49 PM   #14
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I find your avatar simultaneously disgusting/amusing and offensive to overweight people.
Me too!

I cannot even look at you, I am sorry.
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:18 AM   #15
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Thumbs up

I am glad to see some others have picked up the sword; I mentioned this in an earlier post and it got ignored by him/it/they/them.
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