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I used to be a girl
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Let's make a list of Malarkey facts for our collective perusal:
1. 18 years old 2. Profile birthdate: Dec. 25, 1986 3. Born on Christmas! 4. Watches BBC bad comedy, e.g. "X Factor" and "Strictly Come Dancing" 5. Name is Mark Grey 6. Mother's name: (I know he said it somewhere) 7. Has a recursive iteration in Malarky 8. Has a fish. 9. Hangs out at a 24-hour cafe where there are Chinese people. 10. Is sometimes gay. 11. Lives in Richmond 12. Date registered: 08/15/2004 Someone solve this puzzle. I've spent too much time on it already. |
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,595
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thou dost protest too much
i mean seriously......... |
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I used to be a girl
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 2,152
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Mom: Did you (XYZ) Me: No! Mom: Thou dost protest too much. I could not win. |
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
Posts: 13,853
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once more, ladies and gentlemen of the jury:
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i do declare this list touched by madness, obsession and witchcraft |
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
Posts: 13,853
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not really
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monkey
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: across the st. from the telephone pole
Posts: 1,970
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i am not a crook
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Conspiracy Theorist
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cleveland, oh
Posts: 4,702
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heh heh heh
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There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina |
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Blue's Clues
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh?
Posts: 5,412
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i'm not a retard
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: back in the closet
Posts: 727
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i didd my firt shidxtf as server trinight adn i did good and then thiy give me chpgne to clbrate and it all nice i nevr felt so uuuh. butni did do it and it was soooooooo xt wbehklgfffiiin, yeba has to be nis if i do it agin. yup, all loobely int eh ohouses' of speakint to customrs and theu all nice ot mee asn eberythuign.
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i finally did it - sort of |
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i'm not a retard
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: back in the closet
Posts: 727
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ilob you allllllll!!!
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i finally did it - sort of |
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monkey
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The middle
Posts: 2,284
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I find your avatar simultaneously disgusting/amusing and offensive to overweight people.
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
Posts: 9,313
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I think Ze yelled at JesusTitties once for posting retard pics.
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"We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people" |
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monkey
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: "When people from the South ask that question they don't necessarily mean geography. They may mean family, neighborhood or time."
Posts: 553
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I cannot even look at you, I am sorry. |
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
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I am glad to see some others have picked up the sword; I mentioned this in an earlier post and it got ignored by him/it/they/them.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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