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meretricious dilettante
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baby Jesus
He's crying. You must have done something bad.
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monkey
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Trish, I think your eye thing is seeping into your brain.
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For the last time, I told You to get in that bed and stay there. If I hear You get up one more time tonight, You are getting a spanking! Just wait until I tell your Father what a desperate wee monster You've been tonight.
I mean that now, Jays. *baby Jaysus goes flying by through the air giggling, His hand filled with the cat's fur* sigh -- it's no fun babysitting the Almighty....
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Re: baby Jesus
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He probably just needs a changing. |
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Or burped.
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monkey
Join Date: Nov 2004
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No, that's not quite it.
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monkey
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Sounds like Ellie needs to stop eating jalapeno burritos before going to bed.
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monkey
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Damn, that baby sketch reminds me of someone. Barry Goldwater?
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Barry Goldwater does not cry for your sins.
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Actually, ALL ugly babies look like Phil Collins.
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Brains! Brains!
Join Date: Mar 2004
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codeine thread?
![]() aww..poor baby jesus. note: for the last several weeks i have been typing 'jesus' as 'jeasus' then going back and correcting it. jeasus? weird. i also erase extra u's that pop in automatically ![]() |
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Blue's Clues
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh?
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Jeasus! When said with enough bravado, thats the word you say that gives your child the impression that he's about to meet his maker, and also gives him a good idea of what religion he should be following at age 6. ahahahahahhahahahahaha
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