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Old 12-15-2004, 06:25 AM   #1
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baby Jesus

He's crying. You must have done something bad.

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Old 12-15-2004, 06:33 AM   #2
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Trish, I think your eye thing is seeping into your brain.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:34 AM   #3
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For the last time, I told You to get in that bed and stay there. If I hear You get up one more time tonight, You are getting a spanking! Just wait until I tell your Father what a desperate wee monster You've been tonight.

I mean that now, Jays.

*baby Jaysus goes flying by through the air giggling, His hand filled with the cat's fur*

sigh -- it's no fun babysitting the Almighty....
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:37 AM   #4
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Re: baby Jesus

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He's crying. You must have done something bad.


He probably just needs a changing.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:38 AM   #5
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Or burped.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:39 AM   #6
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a warning!
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:43 AM   #7
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No, that's not quite it.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:46 AM   #8
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a warning!
"Quaid! Start the reactor!"
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:49 AM   #9
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Sounds like Ellie needs to stop eating jalapeno burritos before going to bed.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:49 AM   #10
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Damn, that baby sketch reminds me of someone. Barry Goldwater?
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:03 AM   #11
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Barry Goldwater does not cry for your sins.
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:30 AM   #12
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Barry Goldwater does not cry for your sins.
Neither does Phil Collins, but it looks sorta like him.
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:30 AM   #13
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Actually, ALL ugly babies look like Phil Collins.
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:02 AM   #14
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codeine thread?

aww..poor baby jesus.





note: for the last several weeks i have been typing 'jesus' as 'jeasus' then going back and correcting it. jeasus? weird. i also erase extra u's that pop in automatically
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:29 PM   #15
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Jeasus! When said with enough bravado, thats the word you say that gives your child the impression that he's about to meet his maker, and also gives him a good idea of what religion he should be following at age 6. ahahahahahhahahahahaha
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