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Old 12-21-2004, 11:49 PM   #1
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alrighty then.

(cue music: Also Sprach Zarathustra)

Black screen. As the music begins, we fade into light.
BWAAAAAAHHH....

BWAAAAAAHHH....

BWAAAAAAHHHH....
The camera pans left and pulls back, revealing... the back of a sockmonkey!
BWAH-DAHHH!!!!
bum bum BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
BWAAAAAAHHH....
The camera pans up and around to the awestruck face of the sockmonkey....
BWAAAAAAHHH....

BWAAAAAAHHH....

The camera turns to show a massive, cracked and pitted grey stone "10,000"... 1,000 stories high!!!
BWAH-DAHHH!!!!
bum bum BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
BWAAAAAAHHH....
The camera pans back to include the sockmonkey, holding a girthy pickle, and the "10,000"... the monkey is minute compared to the huge number...
BWAAAAAAHHH....
Flames begin to lick all around the huge numeric stone structure, building and shooting out like sunflares...the monkey throws the girthy pickle at the giant number...WOOOOSHHHH!!!
BWAAAAAAHHHH....
BWAH-DAHHH!!!!
BWAH-DAH-DAH, BAH DAH DAH DAHHHHH!!!
(descending trombones) BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH
The stones begin to crumble and fall thunderously, revealing a massive, gorgeous and colorful sunrise!!!
BWAH-DAH-DAHHHHHH....

BAHHHHH DAHHHH DAHHHHH!!!

The sound of an enormous pipe organ swelling and subsiding, as the sun's rays shoot over the landscape... The sockmonkey steps forward, at first tentatively, then, with growing confidence, strides over the rubble of the once magnificent stone number... off to conquer new, larger numerals!!!


heh.
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:54 PM   #2
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congrats, la's! *SMOOCH*
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:56 PM   #3
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:57 PM   #4
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:02 AM   #5
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hehehehehehe...

I am... nerdette.
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:05 AM   #6
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10,000 posts don't lie !!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:09 AM   #7
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Congrats Darling! You should be proud!!
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:12 AM   #8
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*sticks thumbs behind suspenders*

*sticks chest out*

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Old 12-22-2004, 12:15 AM   #9
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That's a great image!!
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:18 AM   #10
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I waited five days for that. FFS.
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:22 AM   #11
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:29 AM   #12
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Congratulations!

Will we soon be seeing "lapietra's laissez-faire lalalicious forum"?
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:31 AM   #13
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Congratulations LaLa.

Good for you.

Enjoy your feast and fiesta.
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:49 AM   #14
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I waited five days for that. FFS.
Honestly - I was actually gonna *do* that - but I have far too much to do w/ Christmas coming up...

sorry to disappoint
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