Questions for Largie Margie

[Spicy Jack]

Dear Large Marge,

Do you wear bug spray and sun tan lotion all the time or do you get use to it or immune to it or did you never have a problem because the bugs stay away from you?

Have you ever been viciously attacked by coral that wanted to take you life or at least one of your toes?

What is your favorite pasttime and color?

You said you went "back" to Hawaii. When did you leave? Details please.

Is it true that demographically at least 75% of the population of Hawaii, specifically Oahu, is made up of homosexuals*, mentally challenged*, and ex-convicts and the rest are mostly Japanese?

Are you on "Hawaiian Time" or are you chronically early to
everything?

Do you know any good recipes for Mango or Papaya?

Have you thought of becoming more Hawaiian and adding more vowels to your name?

Do you ever feel claustrophobic and dream of Colorado?

Are you super excited that you have Wal-mart and that everything at Wal-mart is Wal-mart prices and not Hawaii prices? Or are you anti-Walmart-save-the-little-man and would rather pay $6 for a gallon of milk instead of $1.50??????

Have you met Elvis?

That’s all.
Just curious...

Spicy Jack


*i'm assuming that those are the updated politially correct uses of those words. due to the constant updating, I can not be held liable if the word becomes offensive after this date of 12/22/2004 at 9:30 am. if their proper use expires, i apologize in advanced and in no way mean any harm to those offended by the use of those words.