Some questions for Spicy Jack - ZEFRANK.COM

Large Marge · 12-28-2004, 06:53 AM

Dear Spicy Jack,

Did you make that avatar yourself?

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?

What is your favorite pasttime and color?

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?

Have you ever met Donald Trump?

Are you a typical Sagittarius?

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?

Thats all.

Just curious...

Largie Margie

12-28-2004, 07:02 AM

Dear Spicy Jack,

I'm imdrsmooth, not Spicy Jack

Did you make that avatar yourself?

I did not make my own

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?

It has because I am a sexual animal.

What is your favorite pasttime and color?

I enjoy tossing babies and my favorite color is the color that leaks out of their heads.

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?

OF EVERYONE

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?

I am intimate with everyone

Have you ever met Donald Trump?

He is charming

Are you a typical Sagittarius?

I'm an aquarius.

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?

My whole life

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?

It keeps me alive.

lapietra · 12-28-2004, 07:10 AM

Dear Spicy Jack,

I'm lala, not Spicy Jack

Did you make that avatar yourself?

Yes - but I didn't originate the character.

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?

I am the sexy hardware supplies.

What is your favorite pasttime and color?

Finding free stuff. And I like coloring too!!!

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?

I haven't given it much thought. I'll get back to you.

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?

Intimacy is my middle name. Well, one of them, anyway.

Have you ever met Donald Trump?

Oh, I hope not.

Are you a typical Sagittarius?

All Saggitarianism is based on me.

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?

Ever since he got the sex change.

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?

Oops a fish

Spicy Jack · 12-28-2004, 07:22 AM

Dear Sexy Spice, <---thats me!!!!!

Did you make that avatar yourself?
pfft. i just found it. the animatraniotics were performed by a Phd certified monkeyologist currently serving this board.

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?
Yes. i am a sexual being with needs!

What is your favorite pasttime and color?
Summer and always.

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?
Hawaii has cane spiders as big as my face and mongoosies!!!!!!!!!!

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?
Intimate like a fox. Growl!

Have you ever met Donald Trump?
who? I met Snoop Dee-Oh-DoubleGee oh oh oh and Mario Lopez!!!!!

Are you a typical Sagittarius?
astrology is like stars - HOT! oh oh oh I like sour candy!!!! ALLLLLL saggys like sour candy!!!!!!!!

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?
as long as I have been shaving my face.

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?
i get tired of the cold and snow. i don't like cold and snow.

Thanks for asking

Aphrodite · 12-28-2004, 11:16 AM

Dear Spicy Jack,

I am Aphrodite

Did you make that avatar yourself?

There have been statues and paintings of me since I floated up on shore in my sea shell.

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?

I am all about sexuality. Passion is my guide and the path I have walked is littered with the shells of those who have loved me.

What is your favorite pasttime and color? Past-time? Marine related past-times and blue is my favourite colour.

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? Everyone, but only for little moments in time.

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? Yes.

Have you ever met Donald Trump? Yes, I do his hair.

Are you a typical Sagittarius? I am a Leo.

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? Since he drove Kit.

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? Not since I remember my chest hurting in public school, and that only happened when I breathed.

Thanks for wondering.

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-28-2004, 11:41 AM

Dear Spicy Jack,

Yes, dear Spicy Jack.

Did you make that avatar yourself?

No I swiped it. Every time it downloads onto your computer you are receiving stolen goods. Shame on you.

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?

No, I don't think so.

What is your favorite pasttime and color?

Farnarkling, off grey.

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?

Do I have to choose?

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?

I've been to zefrank.com but I've never been to me.

(Can I get that on a t-shirt?)

Have you ever met Donald Trump?

Old Donny? Don-Don? The Trumpster? DT? No.

Are you a typical Sagittarius?

Yes, which is strange considering I'm a Libran.

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?

That's rather presumptuous.

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?

I don't mind it.

Thats all.

Okay.

Just curious...

Only just?

Willow Sylph · 12-28-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox

Dear Spicy Jack,

Yes, dear Spicy Jack.

Did you make that avatar yourself?

No I swiped it. Every time it downloads onto your computer you are receiving stolen goods. Shame on you.

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?

No, I don't think so.

What is your favorite pasttime and color?

Farnarkling, off grey.

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?

Do I have to choose?

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?

I've been to zefrank.com but I've never been to me.
(Can I get that on a t-shirt?)

Have you ever met Donald Trump?

Old Donny? Don-Don? The Trumpster? DT? No.

Are you a typical Sagittarius?

Yes, which is strange considering I'm a Libran.

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?

That's rather presumptuous.

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?

I don't mind it.

Thats all.

Okay.

Just curious...

Only just?

That's just about the most hilarious response I've ever read!

priceyfatprude · 12-28-2004, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge

Dear Spicy Jack,

*Marge posts a bunch of nosy questions for Spicers*

Largie Margie

The first rule of posting questions, is that you do not talk about posting questions.

The second one is, this all could've been said in a private message, but if you think I'm going to tell anyone what to post or not post on this board, you got to be jerking my beefaroni.

Thirdly, if you post questions, make sure at some point to answer them yourself.

Large Marge · 12-29-2004, 05:24 AM

Me thinks pfp needs to lighten up a bit.

Sorry, we didn't realize you were the queen of the forum.

If you'd read Spicy's thread addressed to me first, you might understand what all this was about.

Thanks for playing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by priceyfatprude

The first rule of posting questions, is that you do not talk about posting questions.

The second one is, this all could've been said in a private message, but if you think I'm going to tell anyone what to post or not post on this board, you got to be jerking my beefaroni.

Thirdly, if you post questions, make sure at some point to answer them yourself.

priceyfatprude · 12-29-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge

Me thinks pfp needs to lighten up a bit.

Sorry, we didn't realize you were the queen of the forum.

If you'd read Spicy's thread addressed to me first, you might understand what all this was about.

Thanks for playing!

I read it. Your actions still creep me out.

Large Marge · 12-29-2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by priceyfatprude

I read it. You're still creepy.

Hmm...

Marge = creepy

PFP = judgmental and mean.

I'll stick with creepy.

funkytuba · 12-29-2004, 04:29 PM

Everybody on this board == going psycho

Much more like it. Is this what the "old days" used to be like?

topcat · 12-30-2004, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge

Dear Spicy Jack,
i dont no jack
Did you make that avatar yourself?
i colored it my self and stayed in the lines
Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?
what is so
What is your favorite pasttime and color?
working snd spending quality time with everyone on this board
Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?
i am just jealous of people who live in virginia
Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?
yes and i am also afraid of large people
Have you ever met Donald Trump?
i am the donald
Are you a typical Sagittarius?
no i am asexual sagittarius
How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?
it is more of an obesession
Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California
i love the smog
Thats all.

Just curious...
the cat is dead
Largie Margie

xxxxxxxxxxx

tsunamimom · 12-30-2004, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topcat

What is your favorite pasttime and color?
working snd spending quality time with everyone on this board

I like that colour too - today it's my favourite...
love
Jo

daverbee · 12-30-2004, 02:42 PM

Dear Spicy Jack,

I am daverbee

Did you make that avatar yourself?
No, but I have made Key Lime Pie before. Mmmmmmmmm!

Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why?
Yes. Why not?

What is your favorite pasttime and color?
Eating baseballs and throwing them up. Eyeballs.

Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me?
There are people living in Hawaii?

Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy?
What's intimacy?

Have you ever met Donald Trump?
Not lately.

Are you a typical Sagittarius?
No.

How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff?
I don't. That's Frieda.

Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California?
No.

12-28-2004, 06:53 AM	#1
Large Marge monkey Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The middle Posts: 2,284	Some questions for Spicy Jack Dear Spicy Jack, Did you make that avatar yourself? Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? What is your favorite pasttime and color? Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? Have you ever met Donald Trump? Are you a typical Sagittarius? How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? Thats all. Just curious... Largie Margie __________________ Truth serves only a world that lives by it.

12-28-2004, 07:10 AM	#3
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Dear Spicy Jack, I'm lala, not Spicy Jack Did you make that avatar yourself? Yes - but I didn't originate the character. Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? I am the sexy hardware supplies. What is your favorite pasttime and color? Finding free stuff. And I like coloring too!!! Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? I haven't given it much thought. I'll get back to you. Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? Intimacy is my middle name. Well, one of them, anyway. Have you ever met Donald Trump? Oh, I hope not. Are you a typical Sagittarius? All Saggitarianism is based on me. How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? Ever since he got the sex change. Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? Oops a fish __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

12-28-2004, 11:16 AM	#5
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	Dear Spicy Jack, I am Aphrodite Did you make that avatar yourself? There have been statues and paintings of me since I floated up on shore in my sea shell. Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? I am all about sexuality. Passion is my guide and the path I have walked is littered with the shells of those who have loved me. What is your favorite pasttime and color? Past-time? Marine related past-times and blue is my favourite colour. Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? Everyone, but only for little moments in time. Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? Yes. Have you ever met Donald Trump? Yes, I do his hair. Are you a typical Sagittarius? I am a Leo. How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? Since he drove Kit. Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? Not since I remember my chest hurting in public school, and that only happened when I breathed. Thanks for wondering. __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

12-29-2004, 04:29 PM	#12
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	Everybody on this board == going psycho Much more like it. Is this what the "old days" used to be like? __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

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12-28-2004, 07:02 AM	#2
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	Dear Spicy Jack, I'm imdrsmooth, not Spicy Jack Did you make that avatar yourself? I did not make my own Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? It has because I am a sexual animal. What is your favorite pasttime and color? I enjoy tossing babies and my favorite color is the color that leaks out of their heads. Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? OF EVERYONE Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? I am intimate with everyone Have you ever met Donald Trump? He is charming Are you a typical Sagittarius? I'm an aquarius. How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? My whole life Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? It keeps me alive.

12-28-2004, 07:22 AM	#4
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	Dear Sexy Spice, <---thats me!!!!! Did you make that avatar yourself? pfft. i just found it. the animatraniotics were performed by a Phd certified monkeyologist currently serving this board. Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? Yes. i am a sexual being with needs! What is your favorite pasttime and color? Summer and always. Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? Hawaii has cane spiders as big as my face and mongoosies!!!!!!!!!! Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? Intimate like a fox. Growl! Have you ever met Donald Trump? who? I met Snoop Dee-Oh-DoubleGee oh oh oh and Mario Lopez!!!!! Are you a typical Sagittarius? astrology is like stars - HOT! oh oh oh I like sour candy!!!! ALLLLLL saggys like sour candy!!!!!!!! How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? as long as I have been shaving my face. Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? i get tired of the cold and snow. i don't like cold and snow. Thanks for asking

12-28-2004, 11:41 AM	#6
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Dear Spicy Jack, Yes, dear Spicy Jack. Did you make that avatar yourself? No I swiped it. Every time it downloads onto your computer you are receiving stolen goods. Shame on you. Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? No, I don't think so. What is your favorite pasttime and color? Farnarkling, off grey. Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? Do I have to choose? Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? I've been to zefrank.com but I've never been to me. (Can I get that on a t-shirt?) Have you ever met Donald Trump? Old Donny? Don-Don? The Trumpster? DT? No. Are you a typical Sagittarius? Yes, which is strange considering I'm a Libran. How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? That's rather presumptuous. Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? I don't mind it. Thats all. Okay. Just curious... Only just?

12-30-2004, 02:42 PM	#15
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Dear Spicy Jack, I am daverbee Did you make that avatar yourself? No, but I have made Key Lime Pie before. Mmmmmmmmm! Has your identity always been about your sexuality? If so, why? Yes. Why not? What is your favorite pasttime and color? Eating baseballs and throwing them up. Eyeballs. Are you jealous of EVERYONE who lives in Hawaii, or just me? There are people living in Hawaii? Do you give so little of your real self to us here on the forum because you're afraid of intimacy? What's intimacy? Have you ever met Donald Trump? Not lately. Are you a typical Sagittarius? No. How long have you had a crush on David Hasselhoff? I don't. That's Frieda. Do you get tired of the weather/smog in California? No.