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12-28-2004, 02:32 PM
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in a perfect world
I can't find the old thread, so I'm starting a new one.
In a perfect world: - there would be a search function, kind of like what Windows has, such that you say what you're looking for (your car keys, the mustard, your tweezers, the perfect mate) and some program sets about finding it for you, or at least indicates where it most likely *might* be found.  - you could send a kiss over the internet - it would be impossible to eat more in a day than your body can burn off
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12-28-2004, 02:41 PM
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thundering is my favorite
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there would be a way to stop yourself before you stick your foot in your mouth
you could download the directions for any board game to your brain and know instantly how to play
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12-28-2004, 03:58 PM
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... I would earn what I'm worth and have some money left over after I paid the bills.
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12-28-2004, 04:08 PM
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I would rule all.
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12-28-2004, 04:52 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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12-28-2004, 04:55 PM
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12-28-2004, 07:56 PM
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- the week after Christmas would be a paid vacation for *everybody*, including unemployed people
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12-29-2004, 09:19 AM
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In a perfect world
someone would add minty flavour to envelope glue. visitors would sign the guestbook people would be able to tell you that they have a cold without having to cough at you as though you asked them to 'prove it'
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12-30-2004, 01:45 AM
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In a perfect world uteruses would have zippers for easy baby removal.
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12-30-2004, 03:00 AM
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Myth Demeanour
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-my charting would clearly and concisely state the facts. (I should never have been allowed to read so many novels.)
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12-30-2004, 03:59 AM
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 Now THAT would be great.In a perfect world, families would be kind and accepting at the holidays. (And the rest of the year too!)
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12-30-2004, 08:17 AM
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I'll put the kettle on...
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>>- it would be impossible to eat more in a day than your body can burn off>>
ummm - are we talking about a possible overflow situation here or would the appetite just shut down? Cos an overflow would be icky... love Jo
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