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Deviate · 12-28-2002, 03:33 PM

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?

2) what would super powers would you have?

3) what type of crime would you fight?

4) who would your arch enemy be?

5) where would you live?

6) who is your sidekick?

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)

-st.

zenbabe · 12-28-2002, 04:06 PM

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?
-Midol Girl

2) what would super powers would you have?
-The ability to stop cramps in a single bound

3) what type of crime would you fight?
- I would be fearless in stopping cramps, migranes, backache and fatigue to women across the world

4) who would your arch enemy be?
-Cramp man and the evil migranian man, and men in general

5) where would you live?
- In the midol cave, where I would hibernate and come out to fight crime once a month

6) who is your sidekick?
-The fearless napkin girl with wings, providing ultra protection where I cannot...

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
-I'd do her...

masterofNone · 12-28-2002, 04:13 PM

would Midol girl's super pet be... wait for it...

the cotton pony?

zenbabe · 12-28-2002, 04:37 PM

lol, i was going to be tampon girl, but thought that would be a bit to gross.....

AllegroNg · 12-28-2002, 07:01 PM

Here, Zen, have my heating pad

And don't wear white. You can still go swimming.

bealeblues · 12-29-2002, 12:25 AM

1) what would your name be?

stoic man, without question...

2) what would super powers would you have?

the ability to remain calm and reserved in any given situation

3) what type of crime would you fight?

irrationality

4) who would your arch enemy be?

jealous girl

5) where would you live?

anonymously

6) who is your sidekick?

absolut girl (for the free shots, of course)

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)

that might turn absolut girl into my arch enemy

red · 12-29-2002, 02:28 PM

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?
Equality Person (formally Equality Girl, see issue #3, in later issues I drop the Person and become just Equality)

2) what would super powers would you have?
The ability to neutrlize unequal situations through negotiation. If that doesn't work, I kick their ass, but only if it's a fair fight.

3) what type of crime would you fight?
Women not holding doors open for men, there's never a "Men's Night" at bars and clubs, not getting equal pay for equal work, any business that charges more to one person for the same service than anotherperson based on a physical characteristic-i.e. drycleaners, hair salons and auto-mechanics, etc., monarchies, states that won't sanction same-sex marriages, the different treatment of people due to what they wear, not being able to hold hands and kiss your partner in public because you are not what is considered a "normal couple", I could go on and on…

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Big Bigot

5) where would you live?
the Equator

6) who is your sidekick?
Justice. He's not my sidekick, he's my partner, we are equal, remember?

We scream out, "Equality and Justice for all!", as we fly over head.

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
I really don't think so. I'd probably try to get her some help.

masterofNone · 12-29-2002, 10:00 PM

1) what would your name be?
Insensitive Man!

2) what would super powers would you have?
Selective Hearing - the ability to listen to each and every ridiculous utterance of a football color commentator yet remain deaf to the questions, complaints or comments of any woman.
Breast Vision - the ability to judge a womans bra size from 1000 yards
Elastic Neck - the ability to crane the neck in order to watch women passing by.
Unwise Speech - the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. "Yeah, you do look a little hefty in those jeans"

3) what type of crime would you fight?
I would fight to end women's suffrage!

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Midol Girl's former identity, Premenstrual Woman.

5) where would you live?
The den of solitude.

6) who is your sidekick?
Pizza Delivery Man.

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
"So, Barbie, how you doin' ?"

amanda · 12-29-2002, 10:19 PM

If you were a superhero:
1) what would your name be?

Lucid

2) what would super powers would you have?

Able to provide logic and clarity to even the murkiest of quagmires

3) what type of crime would you fight?

Public Relation campaigns, most government paperwork, health and dental insurance plans, inept lawyers, long-distance phone bills, banks...anywhere where someone profits by befuddlement.

4) who would your arch enemy be?

Miss Direction and Opaque

5) where would you live?

In a dream

6) who is your sidekick?

Clarity

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)

Ken would kick my bum.

dinzdale · 01-03-2003, 01:32 PM

If you were a superhero:

1) what would your name be?
Penis Man ......aka The Dick

2) what would super powers would you have?
Tough as Steel, Hard as Nails, Loaded and Cocked

3) what type of crime would you fight?
There a many situations where only a big stiffy will help.

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Frigid Woman, Lezbo, ***** Whipper, Pat Buchannan.

5) where would you live?
Above the twin pleasure globes, surrounded by the forest of pubes.

6) who is your sidekick?
Cheap Woman, to always keep me at the ready

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
If she learned how to dress slutty and wear more make-up. After a night with The Dick she could never settle for Ken again.

masterofNone · 01-03-2003, 01:56 PM

Yikes.

Yikes, yikes, and more yikes.

zenbabe · 01-03-2003, 02:47 PM

Midol woman to the rescue....

dinzdale · 01-03-2003, 03:26 PM

You wouldnt need Midol if you had a visit from The Dick.

zenbabe · 01-03-2003, 03:39 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmm, midol, 2am feedings, midol, 18 years or responsibility.....hmmmmmmm, thats a tough one!

RuneT · 01-03-2003, 04:06 PM

Being a superhero is serious business and it take a lot of research and training. Do you know how to become a superhero?

1) what would your name be?
If you want a superhero name you shold do some research here.
My superhero name is The Unknown Penguin. I am a maverick shark-wrestling filmmaker haunted by memories of 'Nam.
This is what i look like:

2) what would super powers would you have?
X-Ray Vision, Super Strength, and Time Control

3) what type of crime would you fight?
Where is the option to use my powers for my own pleasure?

4) who would your arch enemy be?
Midol Girl. THE WORLD IS mine...MINE!

5) where would you live?
Where you least expect it.

6) who is your sidekick?
Insenitive man and the Dick

7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe)
Uhm, yes. I am still male.

12-28-2002, 03:33 PM	#1
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	Wondertwin Powers Activate!!! If you were a superhero: 1) what would your name be? 2) what would super powers would you have? 3) what type of crime would you fight? 4) who would your arch enemy be? 5) where would you live? 6) who is your sidekick? 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) -st. Last edited by Deviate : 12-28-2002 at 03:43 PM.

12-28-2002, 04:06 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	If you were a superhero: 1) what would your name be? -Midol Girl 2) what would super powers would you have? -The ability to stop cramps in a single bound 3) what type of crime would you fight? - I would be fearless in stopping cramps, migranes, backache and fatigue to women across the world 4) who would your arch enemy be? -Cramp man and the evil migranian man, and men in general 5) where would you live? - In the midol cave, where I would hibernate and come out to fight crime once a month 6) who is your sidekick? -The fearless napkin girl with wings, providing ultra protection where I cannot... 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) -I'd do her... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-28-2002, 04:37 PM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	lol, i was going to be tampon girl, but thought that would be a bit to gross..... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-29-2002, 12:25 AM	#6
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	1) what would your name be? stoic man, without question... 2) what would super powers would you have? the ability to remain calm and reserved in any given situation 3) what type of crime would you fight? irrationality 4) who would your arch enemy be? jealous girl 5) where would you live? anonymously 6) who is your sidekick? absolut girl (for the free shots, of course) 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) that might turn absolut girl into my arch enemy __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

12-29-2002, 02:28 PM	#7
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	If you were a superhero: 1) what would your name be? Equality Person (formally Equality Girl, see issue #3, in later issues I drop the Person and become just Equality) 2) what would super powers would you have? The ability to neutrlize unequal situations through negotiation. If that doesn't work, I kick their ass, but only if it's a fair fight. 3) what type of crime would you fight? Women not holding doors open for men, there's never a "Men's Night" at bars and clubs, not getting equal pay for equal work, any business that charges more to one person for the same service than anotherperson based on a physical characteristic-i.e. drycleaners, hair salons and auto-mechanics, etc., monarchies, states that won't sanction same-sex marriages, the different treatment of people due to what they wear, not being able to hold hands and kiss your partner in public because you are not what is considered a "normal couple", I could go on and on… 4) who would your arch enemy be? Big Bigot 5) where would you live? the Equator 6) who is your sidekick? Justice. He's not my sidekick, he's my partner, we are equal, remember? We scream out, "Equality and Justice for all!", as we fly over head. 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) I really don't think so. I'd probably try to get her some help. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating Last edited by red : 12-29-2002 at 02:31 PM.

12-28-2002, 04:13 PM	#3
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	would Midol girl's super pet be... wait for it... the cotton pony?

12-28-2002, 07:01 PM	#5
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Here, Zen, have my heating pad And don't wear white. You can still go swimming.

12-29-2002, 10:00 PM	#8
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1) what would your name be? Insensitive Man! 2) what would super powers would you have? Selective Hearing - the ability to listen to each and every ridiculous utterance of a football color commentator yet remain deaf to the questions, complaints or comments of any woman. Breast Vision - the ability to judge a womans bra size from 1000 yards Elastic Neck - the ability to crane the neck in order to watch women passing by. Unwise Speech - the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. "Yeah, you do look a little hefty in those jeans" 3) what type of crime would you fight? I would fight to end women's suffrage! 4) who would your arch enemy be? Midol Girl's former identity, Premenstrual Woman. 5) where would you live? The den of solitude. 6) who is your sidekick? Pizza Delivery Man. 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) "So, Barbie, how you doin' ?"

12-29-2002, 10:19 PM	#9
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Re: Wondertwin Powers Activate!!! If you were a superhero: 1) what would your name be? Lucid 2) what would super powers would you have? Able to provide logic and clarity to even the murkiest of quagmires 3) what type of crime would you fight? Public Relation campaigns, most government paperwork, health and dental insurance plans, inept lawyers, long-distance phone bills, banks...anywhere where someone profits by befuddlement. 4) who would your arch enemy be? Miss Direction and Opaque 5) where would you live? In a dream 6) who is your sidekick? Clarity 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) Ken would kick my bum.

01-03-2003, 01:32 PM	#10
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	If you were a superhero: 1) what would your name be? Penis Man ......aka The Dick 2) what would super powers would you have? Tough as Steel, Hard as Nails, Loaded and Cocked 3) what type of crime would you fight? There a many situations where only a big stiffy will help. 4) who would your arch enemy be? Frigid Woman, Lezbo, ***** Whipper, Pat Buchannan. 5) where would you live? Above the twin pleasure globes, surrounded by the forest of pubes. 6) who is your sidekick? Cheap Woman, to always keep me at the ready 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) If she learned how to dress slutty and wear more make-up. After a night with The Dick she could never settle for Ken again.

01-03-2003, 01:56 PM	#11
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	Yikes. Yikes, yikes, and more yikes.

01-03-2003, 02:47 PM	#12
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Midol woman to the rescue.... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

01-03-2003, 03:26 PM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You wouldnt need Midol if you had a visit from The Dick.

01-03-2003, 03:39 PM	#14
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	hmmmmmmmmmmm, midol, 2am feedings, midol, 18 years or responsibility.....hmmmmmmm, thats a tough one! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

01-03-2003, 04:06 PM	#15
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	Being a superhero is serious business and it take a lot of research and training. Do you know how to become a superhero? 1) what would your name be? If you want a superhero name you shold do some research here. My superhero name is The Unknown Penguin. I am a maverick shark-wrestling filmmaker haunted by memories of 'Nam. This is what i look like: 2) what would super powers would you have? X-Ray Vision, Super Strength, and Time Control 3) what type of crime would you fight? Where is the option to use my powers for my own pleasure? 4) who would your arch enemy be? Midol Girl. THE WORLD IS mine...MINE! 5) where would you live? Where you least expect it. 6) who is your sidekick? Insenitive man and the Dick 7) if you were a guy superhero, would you consider going out with barbie and risk having kids with only half the superpowers and no brains? (contributed by zenbabe) Uhm, yes. I am still male. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!! Last edited by RuneT : 01-03-2003 at 04:45 PM.

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