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priceyfatprude · 01-05-2005, 02:38 AM

Amber Frey on Dateline tonight!!!!

Her first TV interview.

Her book comes out soon, too, there is a small excerpt in PPL magazine this week, the one with the "THEY LOST HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT" on the cover.

Willow Sylph · 01-05-2005, 03:10 AM

I read that. He was a compulsive liar.

rmr · 01-05-2005, 03:11 AM

but why is this woman a celebrity?????

priceyfatprude · 01-05-2005, 03:14 AM

She ****ed a psychopath.

rmr · 01-05-2005, 03:15 AM

ok but so have i

why aren't i on tv?????

priceyfatprude · 01-05-2005, 03:17 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE IT WHEN WE SHARE THE BRAIN.

As I was posting it, I thought, wait....hahahahaHAHAHAHA

I dunno.

Large Marge · 01-05-2005, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmr

but why is this woman a celebrity?????

Thank you.

I couldn't care less about what some girl with bad taste in men has to say.

Paris_Hilton · 01-05-2005, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmr

but why is this woman a celebrity?????

You are so hot!

melissa · 01-05-2005, 05:21 AM

And we sure know some buttweasels, don't we?

zenbabe · 01-05-2005, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by priceyfatprude

Amber Frey on Dateline tonight!!!!

Her first TV interview.

Her book comes out soon, too, there is a small excerpt in PPL magazine this week, the one with the "THEY LOST HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT" on the cover.

you would be famous with a book deal too biatch!!! Just go out with the wrong guy!! Duh!

rmr · 01-05-2005, 04:56 PM

AMBER'S 'GUIDE' ON BEING A LOSER

By ANDREA PEYSER
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Email Archives
Print Reprint

January 5, 2005 -- IT'S enough to make you feel sorry for Scott Peterson. Al most.
Amber Frey, the buck-toothed, baby-voiced massage therapist from Fresno who briefly loved Scott Peterson before she tried nailing him to the wall, will not be ignored.

The woman talented enough to have acquired faith in God, the services of a murderous lover, and a high-powered publisher has added her name to a memoir nearly as slim and shallow as she is.

As a public service, here's a cheat sheet to "Witness For the Prosecution of Scott Peterson." I'll skip over Amber's tedious whining about her life as a single mom and cut to the naughty bits, because this is an important book.

It's a how-to book for losers.

It's an advice rag for re-covering sluts.

And it's chock-full of sage advice and dating tips.

Amber's Dating Tip No. 1: A Mom has Needs, So Plan Ahead.

Even before Amber met Scott on a blind date, pal Shawn considerately planned to watch Amber's baby daughter overnight.

"Just remember that I have to be at work in the morning!" her friend warned before Amber leaped out the door.

Dating Tip 2: You can't be too thin or too easy.

A few hours later, Amber told Scott: "I don't know if I'm ready to be with you." Turns out she was.

Dating Tip 3: After the Binge, Don't Forget the Purge.

There's nothing worse for a budding romance than a wife. Amber was deep in the throes of her . . . whatever with Scott, when she found out his wife, Laci, had disappeared. So she quickly handed every bit of evidence she had about Scott to cops — even her shoe scrapings.

"I realize that I wanted to do more than help," Amber writes. "I wanted to purge Scott from my heart and my home."

Dating Tip 4: When Short on Ideas, Shed Clothes.

Oh, yes, the obligatory shots of Amber uncrossing her legs in all their limber glory are well represented in this book.

A smart girl's gotta make a living.

Amber's trite and overactive imagination finds another, unexpected target.

The lofty tome features a "Laci came to me in a dream" sequence — only here, Amber transforms the poor, murdered Laci into a kind of ghoul.

Amber writes that on Christmas Eve 2002 — the date cops say Laci was murdered — a devilish Laci visited her bed.

"In the nightmare, a man with brown hair . . . is tick ling [Amber's daughter] Ayiana," she writes.

"Before long, Ayiana was having trouble breathing."

Then "I saw [Laci] . . . and she was laughing hysterically.

" 'Don't laugh!' I yelled at her. 'Can't you see he's smothering her?!' "

It's a nightmare all right — starting when Amber picked up her pen.

Gatsby · 01-05-2005, 06:34 PM

That's disgusting. People should not be allowed to profit from being intimately acquainted with psychopaths.

zenbabe · 01-05-2005, 08:29 PM

Bookdeals for everone!!!!

Zaftig · 01-05-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gatsby

That's disgusting. People should not be allowed to profit from being intimately acquainted with psychopaths.

People shouldn't get thousands of dollars for a grilled cheese too. We could start a list. Maybe we could sell wasabi that came out of one of the Jackass' guys noses for thousands??

zenbabe · 01-06-2005, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaftig

People shouldn't get thousands of dollars for a grilled cheese too. We could start a list. Maybe we could sell wasabi that came out of one of the Jackass' guys noses for thousands??

she needs to quit dating married men.

01-05-2005, 02:38 AM	#1
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priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	She ****ed a psychopath. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

01-05-2005, 03:17 AM	#6
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT WHEN WE SHARE THE BRAIN. As I was posting it, I thought, wait....hahahahaHAHAHAHA I dunno. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

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01-05-2005, 03:11 AM	#3
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	but why is this woman a celebrity?????

01-05-2005, 03:15 AM	#5
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	ok but so have i why aren't i on tv?????

01-05-2005, 04:56 PM	#11
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	AMBER'S 'GUIDE' ON BEING A LOSER By ANDREA PEYSER -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Email Archives Print Reprint January 5, 2005 -- IT'S enough to make you feel sorry for Scott Peterson. Al most. Amber Frey, the buck-toothed, baby-voiced massage therapist from Fresno who briefly loved Scott Peterson before she tried nailing him to the wall, will not be ignored. The woman talented enough to have acquired faith in God, the services of a murderous lover, and a high-powered publisher has added her name to a memoir nearly as slim and shallow as she is. As a public service, here's a cheat sheet to "Witness For the Prosecution of Scott Peterson." I'll skip over Amber's tedious whining about her life as a single mom and cut to the naughty bits, because this is an important book. It's a how-to book for losers. It's an advice rag for re-covering sluts. And it's chock-full of sage advice and dating tips. Amber's Dating Tip No. 1: A Mom has Needs, So Plan Ahead. Even before Amber met Scott on a blind date, pal Shawn considerately planned to watch Amber's baby daughter overnight. "Just remember that I have to be at work in the morning!" her friend warned before Amber leaped out the door. Dating Tip 2: You can't be too thin or too easy. A few hours later, Amber told Scott: "I don't know if I'm ready to be with you." Turns out she was. Dating Tip 3: After the Binge, Don't Forget the Purge. There's nothing worse for a budding romance than a wife. Amber was deep in the throes of her . . . whatever with Scott, when she found out his wife, Laci, had disappeared. So she quickly handed every bit of evidence she had about Scott to cops — even her shoe scrapings. "I realize that I wanted to do more than help," Amber writes. "I wanted to purge Scott from my heart and my home." Dating Tip 4: When Short on Ideas, Shed Clothes. Oh, yes, the obligatory shots of Amber uncrossing her legs in all their limber glory are well represented in this book. A smart girl's gotta make a living. Amber's trite and overactive imagination finds another, unexpected target. The lofty tome features a "Laci came to me in a dream" sequence — only here, Amber transforms the poor, murdered Laci into a kind of ghoul. Amber writes that on Christmas Eve 2002 — the date cops say Laci was murdered — a devilish Laci visited her bed. "In the nightmare, a man with brown hair . . . is tick ling [Amber's daughter] Ayiana," she writes. "Before long, Ayiana was having trouble breathing." Then "I saw [Laci] . . . and she was laughing hysterically. " 'Don't laugh!' I yelled at her. 'Can't you see he's smothering her?!' " It's a nightmare all right — starting when Amber picked up her pen.

01-05-2005, 06:34 PM	#12
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	That's disgusting. People should not be allowed to profit from being intimately acquainted with psychopaths.

01-05-2005, 08:29 PM	#13
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Bookdeals for everone!!!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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