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01-06-2005, 11:16 PM
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WhY sO SiRiUs?
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Prime candidate for 2005's Darwin Awards
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01-06-2005, 11:19 PM
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OUCH!!!!! Did they seriously think that was gonna work? Darwin award candidate, indeed.
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01-06-2005, 11:41 PM
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monkey
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What a freakin idiot!!
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01-07-2005, 01:17 AM
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Lollypop!
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what a jackass!
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01-07-2005, 01:24 AM
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That goes beyond stupidity.
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01-07-2005, 02:03 AM
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monkey
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i thought this was another malarkey thread
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01-07-2005, 03:16 AM
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monkey
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His "reproductive mechanism"? Is that how you're going to teach your kids about the birds & the bees?
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01-07-2005, 03:35 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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I meant his balls, his clangers, his jingle-jangles, his jewels, his testes, his nutz, his charlies, his swingers, his spunk holders, his plums, his nards, his marshmallows, his family jewels, his goolies, his danglers, his chestnuts, his cojones, his beecham's pills, his ballocks, his seeds, his rocks, his stones, his onions, his love apples, his cubes, his glands, his kanakas, his bangers, his cherries, his marbles, his bird's eggs, his slashers, his squirrel food, his pounders, his boo-boos, his pears his testicles. At least I didn't say "That From Which His Offspring's Genetic Disposition Is Determined"
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01-07-2005, 03:56 AM
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01-07-2005, 03:58 AM
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half baked
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oh... and, what a complete imbecile. I bet he wasn't even that drunk.
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01-07-2005, 04:19 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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I used to always fall for those bad guys who called it their "mechanism."
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01-07-2005, 04:23 AM
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All that & no fuzzy dice?
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01-07-2005, 04:55 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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:-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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01-07-2005, 05:38 AM
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monkey
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I go to the gym and look where this thread has gone!
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01-07-2005, 09:59 PM
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WhY sO SiRiUs?
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 How about a turkey neck & dumplings? (A borrowed phrase, btw...)
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