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lapietra · 01-10-2005, 10:30 PM

Dear People I work with:

If it takes you longer to explain which four pages from a document you need copied than it would for you to make the fricking copies your stupid lazy powertripping self, you should make said copies and let me focus on the *other* stuff that you *can't* do. Fark. :|

Dear Boss:

Don't tell someone from another department that I can "make a copy of that for you" without checking with me first, unless you want to earn a big, thick, black mark on your reputation with me.
As if you care. I'm *so* outta here as soon as financially possible.

Thanks so much.

Best regards,
Lala

Large Marge · 01-11-2005, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra

Dear People I work with:

If it takes you longer to explain which four pages from a document you need copied than it would for you to make the fricking copies your stupid lazy powertripping self, you should make said copies and let me focus on the *other* stuff that you *can't* do. Fark. :|

Dear Boss:

Don't tell someone from another department that I can "make a copy of that for you" without checking with me first, unless you want to earn a big, thick, black mark on your reputation with me.
As if you care. I'm *so* outta here as soon as financially possible.

Thanks so much.

Best regards,
Lala

Um, ok.

Gatsby · 01-11-2005, 06:02 AM

Dear Roommate:

Please do not walk into the room, stand in front of the TV, make me pause the movie I'm watching, and then go into a 15 minute diatribe on the great weekend you just had with your fiance at the couple's retreat "just because you had to share it with someone."

Truly, I am not interested.

Love,
Gatsby

Gatsby · 01-11-2005, 06:05 AM

P.S. Please also stop becoming so dismayed when you set off the smoke detector every single time you cook. When are you going to learn that olive oil has a low smoking point, and that heating it up on high for 10 minutes and then throwing in a bunch of meat is going to set it off every time?!?! You constantly express confusion as to why it's so "sensitive," but you never seem to notice that I never set it off when I'M cooking.

Large Marge · 01-11-2005, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatsby

Dear Roommate:

Please do not walk into the room, stand in front of the TV, make me pause the movie I'm watching, and then go into a 15 minute diatribe on the great weekend you just had with your fiance at the couple's retreat "just because you had to share it with someone."

Truly, I am not interested.

Love,
Gatsby

You need to hire a hitman.

red · 01-11-2005, 08:48 PM

Dear Gatsby,
Replace your roomate's olive oil with corn oil. The smoke point is higher.

01-10-2005, 10:30 PM	#1
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	letters that get me through the day part deux Dear People I work with: If it takes you longer to explain which four pages from a document you need copied than it would for you to make the fricking copies your stupid lazy powertripping self, you should make said copies and let me focus on the other stuff that you can't do. Fark. :\| Dear Boss: Don't tell someone from another department that I can "make a copy of that for you" without checking with me first, unless you want to earn a big, thick, black mark on your reputation with me. As if you care. I'm so outta here as soon as financially possible. Thanks so much. Best regards, Lala __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

01-11-2005, 08:48 PM	#6
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	Dear Gatsby, Replace your roomate's olive oil with corn oil. The smoke point is higher. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

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01-11-2005, 06:02 AM	#3
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	Dear Roommate: Please do not walk into the room, stand in front of the TV, make me pause the movie I'm watching, and then go into a 15 minute diatribe on the great weekend you just had with your fiance at the couple's retreat "just because you had to share it with someone." Truly, I am not interested. Love, Gatsby

01-11-2005, 06:05 AM	#4
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	P.S. Please also stop becoming so dismayed when you set off the smoke detector every single time you cook. When are you going to learn that olive oil has a low smoking point, and that heating it up on high for 10 minutes and then throwing in a bunch of meat is going to set it off every time?!?! You constantly express confusion as to why it's so "sensitive," but you never seem to notice that I never set it off when I'M cooking.