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JesusTitties · 01-12-2005, 06:25 AM

sporty car = tiny weener

the more and more i notice it i think its for lack of something else, and could very well be psychologically proven. i think theres more to the kind of car you choose to drive than you think.
all this shit with spoilers and suped-up cars with chrome wheels etc, little sports civics that sound like 100 bees in a tin bucket buzzing... i think all relates to tiny weeners.
AND if you really think about it... whats the MAJOR sports car automotive manufacturer? thats right, JAPAN. And we all know the sizes of those weeners.
if asians are so smart why do they have such tiny weeners.

i think the sportier car you buy, the smaller your weener is.

unless you buy a mustang, a corvette or a porche. Then you are a middle aged balding man, who only knows that these cars were cool when you were a kid... and now that you can finally afford to buy one you do it and look ridiculous.
and
you have a tiny weener.

the end.

Gatsby · 01-12-2005, 06:29 AM

That was beautiful, JT.

madasacutsnake · 01-12-2005, 06:31 AM

What does your average size wiener mean then?

eta pedantic about spelling is all

Gatsby · 01-12-2005, 06:32 AM

I'm thinking less than bun-length.

JesusTitties · 01-12-2005, 07:00 AM

JesusTitties · 01-12-2005, 10:02 AM

RuneT · 01-12-2005, 10:09 AM

I drive an old VW Polo.

JesusTitties · 01-12-2005, 10:23 AM

wow
you must be hung like a horse

Clytie · 01-12-2005, 12:13 PM

i feel strangely enlightened

chuckie egg · 01-12-2005, 12:52 PM

What's it mean for wimmin then?

Audreyvgs · 01-12-2005, 12:57 PM

What are you drivin these days, JT?

rmr · 01-12-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuckie egg

What's it mean for wimmin then?

big asses or big ********s

i'm kidding folks oh my god calm down before you start up

priceyfatprude · 01-12-2005, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

if asians are so smart why do they have such tiny weeners.

It's all the soy they eat.

JesusTitties · 01-12-2005, 06:17 PM

i am serious about my post. perhaps ill write a book.
some people drive the car they drive because they didnt have a choice, perhaps it was a hand me down or all they could afford... or whatever the case may be. Im talking about the ones who intentionally go out and buy sports cars not because of how the car performs but because they feel it will boost their social identity, AND, they have a small weener.

The sportier the car - the smaller the weener. The more spoilers, tints, chrome and exhaust noise - the worse they are in bed... and they have a small weener.

So the next time you hear a guy talk about his sports car or the one he is about to buy, or the one he wants to buy -you already know his story.

zenbabe · 01-12-2005, 06:36 PM

I got a new car, thank God I don't have a penis point to prove!

And I can vouch for J on the girlthy note..

Cause you have to test drive that as well before you tie the knot!

01-12-2005, 06:25 AM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	&&&& sporty car = tiny weener the more and more i notice it i think its for lack of something else, and could very well be psychologically proven. i think theres more to the kind of car you choose to drive than you think. all this shit with spoilers and suped-up cars with chrome wheels etc, little sports civics that sound like 100 bees in a tin bucket buzzing... i think all relates to tiny weeners. AND if you really think about it... whats the MAJOR sports car automotive manufacturer? thats right, JAPAN. And we all know the sizes of those weeners. if asians are so smart why do they have such tiny weeners. i think the sportier car you buy, the smaller your weener is. unless you buy a mustang, a corvette or a porche. Then you are a middle aged balding man, who only knows that these cars were cool when you were a kid... and now that you can finally afford to buy one you do it and look ridiculous. and you have a tiny weener. the end.

01-12-2005, 06:31 AM	#3
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	What does your average size wiener mean then? eta pedantic about spelling is all __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

01-12-2005, 07:00 AM	#5
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01-12-2005, 10:02 AM	#6
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	lol

01-12-2005, 10:09 AM	#7
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	I drive an old VW Polo. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

01-12-2005, 06:29 AM	#2
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	That was beautiful, JT.

01-12-2005, 06:32 AM	#4
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	I'm thinking less than bun-length.

01-12-2005, 10:23 AM	#8
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	wow you must be hung like a horse

01-12-2005, 12:13 PM	#9
Clytie thundering is my favorite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: motivated to be all i can be Posts: 3,827	i feel strangely enlightened __________________ your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined

01-12-2005, 12:52 PM	#10
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	What's it mean for wimmin then?

01-12-2005, 12:57 PM	#11
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	So, What are you drivin these days, JT? __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

01-12-2005, 06:17 PM	#14
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	i am serious about my post. perhaps ill write a book. some people drive the car they drive because they didnt have a choice, perhaps it was a hand me down or all they could afford... or whatever the case may be. Im talking about the ones who intentionally go out and buy sports cars not because of how the car performs but because they feel it will boost their social identity, AND, they have a small weener. The sportier the car - the smaller the weener. The more spoilers, tints, chrome and exhaust noise - the worse they are in bed... and they have a small weener. So the next time you hear a guy talk about his sports car or the one he is about to buy, or the one he wants to buy -you already know his story.

01-12-2005, 06:36 PM	#15
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I got a new car, thank God I don't have a penis point to prove! And I can vouch for J on the girlthy note.. Cause you have to test drive that as well before you tie the knot! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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