What is the last thing you set on fire?

[Klynne]

Me, being the dumb arse I am, set my microwave on fire Saturday morning. I went out to dinner Friday night, and ate half of my food. I woke up Saturday morning and was hungry. Soooo...I just threw the take out box in the microwave and started to heat it up. I had no idea that they wrapped the leftovers in foil, before they put it in the box (kind of over kill don't you think?). So, I sat in front of the TV and strange noises started coming out of the kitchen. So I went to the kitchen to investigate. Much to my dismay, my microwave was on fire. I opened the door and black soot started to pour out. I quickly realized that I should shut the oven door to cut off the oxygen. I have been scrubbing the thing out for three days. Hopefully it will work again.