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lapietra · 12-30-2002, 10:18 PM

... that if you come home to find a vast army of ants invading your cats' bowl of nibbles, that you can rinse them off in the colander and dry them in the oven? Almost as good as new.
Just thought I'd share.

P.S. Almost forgot - instead of poisoning the little dudes, you can sweep them outside. That at least gives them a fighting chance.

AllegroNg · 12-30-2002, 10:20 PM

Butt why would you want to put ants in the oven?

masterofNone · 12-30-2002, 10:39 PM

unclear antecedents get you every time... toasted ants

amanda · 12-30-2002, 10:53 PM

I love unclear antecedents.

They raise the back of the fur of my friend Lucid, but appeal to the playfulness of Opaque. Yin and yang battle it out like gladiators in the arena of my head...

Mmmm...toasted ants....mmmmm. Thanks, lapietra. I've been looking for the recipe.

lapietra · 12-30-2002, 11:09 PM

Chocolate-covered toasted ants.... I bet that would be really interesting...

I really need to get over my fear of that. I mean, I LOVE sushi & escargot - Have you ever eaten ants?

amanda · 12-30-2002, 11:13 PM

not intentionally.

I have licked slugs, but most everyone here knows about that.

lapietra · 12-30-2002, 11:15 PM

I didn't! Ew. Is it true it makes you have hallucinations?
edit: and slugs are just snails with no home... heh.

12-30-2002, 10:18 PM	#1
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Did you know... ... that if you come home to find a vast army of ants invading your cats' bowl of nibbles, that you can rinse them off in the colander and dry them in the oven? Almost as good as new. Just thought I'd share. P.S. Almost forgot - instead of poisoning the little dudes, you can sweep them outside. That at least gives them a fighting chance. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

12-30-2002, 11:09 PM	#5
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Chocolate-covered toasted ants.... I bet that would be really interesting... I really need to get over my fear of that. I mean, I LOVE sushi & escargot - Have you ever eaten ants? __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

12-30-2002, 11:15 PM	#7
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	I didn't! Ew. Is it true it makes you have hallucinations? edit: and slugs are just snails with no home... heh. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

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12-30-2002, 10:20 PM	#2
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Butt why would you want to put ants in the oven?

12-30-2002, 10:39 PM	#3
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	unclear antecedents get you every time... toasted ants

12-30-2002, 10:53 PM	#4
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	I love unclear antecedents. They raise the back of the fur of my friend Lucid, but appeal to the playfulness of Opaque. Yin and yang battle it out like gladiators in the arena of my head... Mmmm...toasted ants....mmmmm. Thanks, lapietra. I've been looking for the recipe.

12-30-2002, 11:13 PM	#6
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	not intentionally. I have licked slugs, but most everyone here knows about that.