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Old 01-23-2005, 05:49 PM   #1
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:19 PM   #2
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Lapietra is secretly in love with a grotesquely-endowed Jiffy Lube mechanic named "Rod."
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:20 PM   #3
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:21 PM   #4
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Aphrodite is secretly in love with a grotesquely-endowed Jiffy Lube mechanic named "Rod."

Oh my Goodness LaLa...Not you too! You stay away from my "Rod"
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:44 PM   #5
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Old 01-23-2005, 07:07 PM   #6
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Old 01-23-2005, 08:31 PM   #7
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Originally I thought these were just made up, but I see now from the report on Lala that the insights provided are completely accurate. It's made ME a believer!
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Old 01-23-2005, 08:37 PM   #8
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Old 01-23-2005, 08:39 PM   #10
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:17 PM   #11
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Aphrodite is quietly thinking what a total moron you are.
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:22 PM   #12
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:24 PM   #13
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Aphrodite is quietly thinking what a total moron you are.
Somebody just asked me if I posted this to start a fight! NO NO NO! That's actually what it said!
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:25 PM   #14
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:26 PM   #15
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