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Old 01-27-2005, 07:35 PM   #1
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Smile Britspeak

Others are baffled by the way the British speak English:

What they say: I'm sure it's my fault
What is understood: It is his fault
What they mean: It is your fault

What they say: I'll bear it in mind
What is understood: He will probably do it
What they mean: I will do nothing about it

What they say: I was a bit disappointed that...
What is understood: It doesn't really matter
What they mean: I am most upset and cross

What they say: By the way/Incidentally
What is understood: This is not very important
What they mean: The primary purpose of our discussion is...

What they say: I hear what you say
What is understood: He accepts my point of view
What they mean: I disagree and do not want to discuss it any further

What they say: Correct me if I'm wrong
What is understood: Tell me what you think
What they mean: I know I'm right - please don't contradict me

What they say: With the greatest respect...
What is understood: He is listening to me
What they mean: I think you are wrong, or a fool

What they say: That is an original point of view
What is understood: He likes my ideas
What they mean: You must be crazy!

What they say: Very interesting
What is understood: He is impressed
What they mean: I don't agree, or I don't believe you

What they say: Quite good
What is understood: Quite good
What they mean: A bit disappointing

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Old 01-27-2005, 07:52 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:56 PM   #3
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I'll bear it in mind.
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Old 01-27-2005, 07:56 PM   #4
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i hear what you say
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Old 01-27-2005, 11:02 PM   #5
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I'd send it to MIL but she is already the queen of passive-aggressive Brit-speak.

"That looks interesting".

(Just picture Marie from Raymond talking about Debra's cooking).
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Old 01-27-2005, 11:24 PM   #6
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Old 01-28-2005, 10:43 AM   #7
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I'd send it to MIL but she is already the queen of passive-aggressive Brit-speak.

"That looks interesting".

(Just picture Marie from Raymond talking about Debra's cooking).
Oh heck. Everyone says that when they look at MY cooking.
"That looks..........interesting.? What is it?"
To which I reply, "Stir Fry Surprise".
I've learned that if I add the word surprise at the end, people don't realize that I am just as surprised as they are.
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:39 PM   #8
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i'm sure it's usually quite good
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:43 PM   #9
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Oh heck. Everyone says that when they look at MY cooking.
"That looks..........interesting.? What is it?"
To which I reply, "Stir Fry Surprise".
I've learned that if I add the word surprise at the end, people don't realize that I am just as surprised as they are.
I tell interested parties that I am cooking 'possum surprise', or 'cuckoo's elbows'. If they persist, I chase them out of the kitchen with a cleaver....
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