The *good* news!!

[Smartypants]

With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of 80% of the nation's fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple and lettuce, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of America's export quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, most of the US low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sisters schools, plus UC-Berkeley, Stanford, CalTech and MIT. Not to mention all the garlic, San Francisco sourdough bread and good grapes to go with all our cheese & wine. We can live simply but well.

On the other hand, the Red States now have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of all US mosquitoes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones and Clemson Universities, and the presidency.