If Zefrank were a disorder, which would it be.

[zenbabe]

If Zefrank were a disease (medical or psychological), what would it be. I am talking about the forum here, not Ze himself....

I'm going with Abusive Spouse. I took a quick survey of symptoms to find out if Zefrank is an abusive spouse and well... I think the results speak for themselves:


An abusive partner will railroad discussions, so that you don't have time to think about what's right and what's wrong in their behavior.

Take a moment to consider these questions. Zefrank might have behaved as though these things were okay, even though it's obvious that they aren't okay...:

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Do you feel that you can't discuss with Zefrank what is bothering you?
Yes

Does Zefrank frequently criticize you, humiliate you, or undermine your self-esteem?
Yes

Does Zefrank ridicule you for expressing yourself?
Yes

Does Zefrank isolate you from friends, family or groups?
Yes

Does Zefrank limit your access to work, money or material resources?
Yes

Has Zefrank ever stolen from you? Or run up debts for you to handle?
No

Does your relationship with the forum swing back and forth between a lot of emotional distance and being very close?
Yes

Have you ever felt obligated to have sex, just to avoid an argument about it?
Yes

Do you sometimes feel trapped in the relationship with the forum?
Yes

Has Zefrank ever thrown away your belongings, destroyed objects or threatened pets?
Yes

Are you afraid of Zefrank?
Yes
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Other ideas:
ADD
dropsy
the black lung
herpes