Does this relationship make my mouth look big?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Hey, smartass. You're not as sneaky as you think with all these
secret fvckin' messages, so knock it the fvck off, all right? 'Cause
the rest of us are gettin' sick and fvckin' tired of it, all right?
You're about as sneaky as Rudolf Hess parachutin' into fvckin'
Scotland, okay? So shaddup already. Don't make me lay a beatin' on
you, lardass. Goddamn 'secret romance', my ethnic ass. If it's such a
fvckin' secret, why the hell can't the rest of us hear the fvckin' end
of it already?