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gsa969kq7m · 02-17-2005, 05:50 AM

100% Free Lifetime Porn Membership. This company thinks you will actually buy another product if they give you a lifetime membership. You don't have to buy it though

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You guys can thank me later!

craig johnston · 02-17-2005, 08:47 AM

wow! these guys get everywhere!
i'm gonna come home from work one of these days to find
my kitchen full of viagra salesmen offering me free degrees
and instant credit.
i just can't believe these tactics work. who falls for them?
anyway, if i want free porn, i can just walk into my bedroom
where my gorgeous wife is naked in bed. (mind you, she does
have a streaming cold, which is a bit of a turn off!).

Aphrodite · 02-17-2005, 10:22 AM

Yep. I am always surprised at how often I am offered the ability to make my erections bigger, harder, and last longer. I didn't even know I had Erectile Dysfunction.
I can lower my mortgage rates, and get a free degree. (Don't have a mortgage and already have the degree)
Free Porn? Well, with this erectile dysfunction, high mortgage rates, and a serious lack of education, I don't think it's for me.
Offer me free lunch, or someone to clean my house and you'll get a better response.

Saxifrage · 02-17-2005, 01:35 PM

Would anyone like a free Ipod, ask me how?

craig johnston · 02-17-2005, 01:53 PM

what about that lifetime membership deal? i don't
think i'm gonna be needing it for the last 10-15
years, so can i get a discount? oh, but it's free.
ok, you pay me then, ok? deal?
i thought not....

Avalon · 02-17-2005, 03:27 PM

Can I morgage my erection? Understand, I don't actually own it so much as it is mine to use freely. I suppose he will have to co-sign then, right? Pfft...never mind then.

Wait a minute..I never paid for porn to start off with.

I love it when I get these email letters; I have that cool function that allows me to bounce it back to the sender. Makes them think my email isn't viable; works better than just blocking them. ASK ME HOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

02-17-2005, 05:50 AM	#1
gsa969kq7m Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1	Never Pay For Porn Again 100% Free Lifetime Porn Membership. This company thinks you will actually buy another product if they give you a lifetime membership. You don't have to buy it though copy and paste this url. (deleted) You guys can thank me later!

02-17-2005, 08:47 AM	#2
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	wow! these guys get everywhere! i'm gonna come home from work one of these days to find my kitchen full of viagra salesmen offering me free degrees and instant credit. i just can't believe these tactics work. who falls for them? anyway, if i want free porn, i can just walk into my bedroom where my gorgeous wife is naked in bed. (mind you, she does have a streaming cold, which is a bit of a turn off!). __________________ the tea leaf family

02-17-2005, 10:22 AM	#3
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	Yep. I am always surprised at how often I am offered the ability to make my erections bigger, harder, and last longer. I didn't even know I had Erectile Dysfunction. I can lower my mortgage rates, and get a free degree. (Don't have a mortgage and already have the degree) Free Porn? Well, with this erectile dysfunction, high mortgage rates, and a serious lack of education, I don't think it's for me. Offer me free lunch, or someone to clean my house and you'll get a better response. __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

02-17-2005, 01:35 PM	#4
Saxifrage monkey Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Angband Posts: 411	Would anyone like a free Ipod, ask me how? __________________ The Dude abides.

02-17-2005, 01:53 PM	#5
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	what about that lifetime membership deal? i don't think i'm gonna be needing it for the last 10-15 years, so can i get a discount? oh, but it's free. ok, you pay me then, ok? deal? i thought not.... __________________ the tea leaf family

02-17-2005, 03:27 PM	#6
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Can I morgage my erection? Understand, I don't actually own it so much as it is mine to use freely. I suppose he will have to co-sign then, right? Pfft...never mind then. Wait a minute..I never paid for porn to start off with. I love it when I get these email letters; I have that cool function that allows me to bounce it back to the sender. Makes them think my email isn't viable; works better than just blocking them. ASK ME HOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx Last edited by Avalon : 02-17-2005 at 03:31 PM.

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