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craig johnston · 02-22-2005, 10:08 AM

no, it's not that rmr, calm down.

what's in? what's out?

in - sushi

out - fish and chips

madasacutsnake · 02-22-2005, 10:39 AM

Madeira, folk art and Arts and Crafts/Mission are in.

Shabby Chic is out.

Marcus Bales · 02-22-2005, 01:02 PM

HAVE SOME MADEIRA, M'DEAR
(Michael Flanders and Donald Swan)

She was young, she was pure, she was new, she was nice
She was fair, she was sweet seventeen.
He was old, he was vile, and no stranger to vice
He was base, he was bad, he was mean.
He had slyly inveigled her up to his flat
To view his collection of stamps,
And he said as he hastened to put out the cat,
The wine, his cigar and the lamps:

Have some Madeira, m'dear. You really have nothing to fear.
I'm not trying to tempt you, that wouldn't be right,
You shouldn't drink spirits at this time of night.
Have some Madeira, m'dear. It's really much nicer than beer.
I don't care for sherry, one cannot drink stout,
And port is a wine I can well do without...
It's simply a case of chacun a son gout
Have some Madeira, m'dear.

Unaware of the wiles of the snake-in-the-grass
And the fate of the maiden who topes,
She lowered her standards by raising her glass,
Her courage, her eyes and his hopes.
She sipped it, she drank it, she drained it, she did!
He promptly refilled it again,
And he said as he secretly carved one more notch
On the butt of his gold-headed cane:

Have some Madeira, m'dear,
I've got a small cask of it here.
And once it's been opened, you know it won't keep.
Do finish it up. It will help you to sleep.
Have some Madeira, m'dear.
It's really an excellent year.
Now if it were gin, you'd be wrong to say yes
The evil gin does would be hard to assess..
Besides it's inclined to affect me prowess,
Have some Madeira, m'dear.

Then there flashed through her mind what her mother had said
With her antepenultimate breath,
"Oh my child, should you look on the wine that is red
Be prepared for a fate worse than death!"
She let go her glass with a shrill little cry,
Crash! Tinkle! it fell to the floor;
When he asked, "What in Heaven?" She made no reply,
Up her mind, and a dash for the door.

Have some Madeira, m'dear.
Rang out down the hall loud and clear
With a tremulous cry that was filled with despair,
As she fought to take breath in the cool midnight air,
Have some Madeira, m'dear.
The words seemed to ring in her ear.
Until the next morning, she woke in her bed
With a smile on her lips and an ache in her head...
And a beard in her ear 'ole that tickled and said:
Have some Madeira, m'dear!

craig johnston · 02-22-2005, 03:33 PM

in - short succinct answers

out - long rambling ones

craig johnston · 02-22-2005, 03:34 PM

in - winking

out - sneering

JesusTitties · 02-22-2005, 06:08 PM

in - threads

out - threads that start with "this is the thread where" or "in this thread we"

Spicy Jack · 02-22-2005, 07:04 PM

is the best burger place ever.

craig johnston · 02-22-2005, 07:06 PM

^^^^
big lebowski!

in - elephant art

out - damien hirst

JesusTitties · 02-22-2005, 07:32 PM

in - threads

out - posting more in your own thread that you created than anyone else does

melissa · 02-22-2005, 07:36 PM

in: Jesus Titties

out: Large Marge

zenbabe · 02-22-2005, 08:30 PM

in- brad and jen, what's new!

out- ben affleck and JLo

Zaftig · 02-22-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy Jack

is the best burger place ever.

^^^^
What she said.

rmr · 02-22-2005, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston

no, it's not that rmr, calm down.

ha -- that made me laugh - you totally read my mind -- i was just thinking -- should i open this thread at work

rmr · 02-22-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by melissa

in: Jesus Titties

out: Large Marge

in: being mean
out: being considerate

dinzdale · 02-22-2005, 10:45 PM

In: Burritos

Out: Flatulence

02-22-2005, 10:08 AM	#1
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	in and out no, it's not that rmr, calm down. what's in? what's out? in - sushi out - fish and chips __________________ the tea leaf family

02-22-2005, 10:39 AM	#2
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	Madeira, folk art and Arts and Crafts/Mission are in. Shabby Chic is out. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

02-22-2005, 01:02 PM	#3
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	HAVE SOME MADEIRA, M'DEAR (Michael Flanders and Donald Swan) She was young, she was pure, she was new, she was nice She was fair, she was sweet seventeen. He was old, he was vile, and no stranger to vice He was base, he was bad, he was mean. He had slyly inveigled her up to his flat To view his collection of stamps, And he said as he hastened to put out the cat, The wine, his cigar and the lamps: Have some Madeira, m'dear. You really have nothing to fear. I'm not trying to tempt you, that wouldn't be right, You shouldn't drink spirits at this time of night. Have some Madeira, m'dear. It's really much nicer than beer. I don't care for sherry, one cannot drink stout, And port is a wine I can well do without... It's simply a case of chacun a son gout Have some Madeira, m'dear. Unaware of the wiles of the snake-in-the-grass And the fate of the maiden who topes, She lowered her standards by raising her glass, Her courage, her eyes and his hopes. She sipped it, she drank it, she drained it, she did! He promptly refilled it again, And he said as he secretly carved one more notch On the butt of his gold-headed cane: Have some Madeira, m'dear, I've got a small cask of it here. And once it's been opened, you know it won't keep. Do finish it up. It will help you to sleep. Have some Madeira, m'dear. It's really an excellent year. Now if it were gin, you'd be wrong to say yes The evil gin does would be hard to assess.. Besides it's inclined to affect me prowess, Have some Madeira, m'dear. Then there flashed through her mind what her mother had said With her antepenultimate breath, "Oh my child, should you look on the wine that is red Be prepared for a fate worse than death!" She let go her glass with a shrill little cry, Crash! Tinkle! it fell to the floor; When he asked, "What in Heaven?" She made no reply, Up her mind, and a dash for the door. Have some Madeira, m'dear. Rang out down the hall loud and clear With a tremulous cry that was filled with despair, As she fought to take breath in the cool midnight air, Have some Madeira, m'dear. The words seemed to ring in her ear. Until the next morning, she woke in her bed With a smile on her lips and an ache in her head... And a beard in her ear 'ole that tickled and said: Have some Madeira, m'dear! __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-22-2005, 03:33 PM	#4
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	in - short succinct answers out - long rambling ones __________________ the tea leaf family

02-22-2005, 03:34 PM	#5
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	in - winking out - sneering __________________ the tea leaf family

02-22-2005, 06:08 PM	#6
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	in - threads out - threads that start with "this is the thread where" or "in this thread we"

02-22-2005, 07:04 PM	#7
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	is the best burger place ever.

02-22-2005, 07:06 PM	#8
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	^^^^ big lebowski! in - elephant art out - damien hirst __________________ the tea leaf family

02-22-2005, 07:32 PM	#9
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	in - threads out - posting more in your own thread that you created than anyone else does

02-22-2005, 07:36 PM	#10
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	in: Jesus Titties out: Large Marge __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

02-22-2005, 08:30 PM	#11
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	in- brad and jen, what's new! out- ben affleck and JLo __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

02-22-2005, 10:45 PM	#15
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	In: Burritos Out: Flatulence

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