Google's April Fools Day joke? - ZEFRANK.COM

LadyCrow · 04-01-2005, 02:53 PM

Check this out:

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

Is it, or isn't it? Hmm..

trisherina · 04-01-2005, 03:05 PM

I say 'tis.

Clytie · 04-01-2005, 04:22 PM

awee and i really wanted a Gulp!

melissa · 04-01-2005, 05:06 PM

HA!! That's hilarious!!

AllegroNg · 04-01-2005, 05:07 PM

Auto-Drink? Really?

daverbee · 04-01-2005, 06:06 PM

That's funny!

Deviate · 04-01-2005, 11:06 PM

"Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

04-01-2005, 02:53 PM	#1
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Google's April Fools Day joke? Check this out: http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ Is it, or isn't it? Hmm.. __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

04-01-2005, 03:05 PM	#2
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I say 'tis. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

04-01-2005, 04:22 PM	#3
Clytie thundering is my favorite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: motivated to be all i can be Posts: 3,827	awee and i really wanted a Gulp! __________________ your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined

04-01-2005, 05:06 PM	#4
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	HA!! That's hilarious!! __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

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04-01-2005, 05:07 PM	#5
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Auto-Drink? Really?

04-01-2005, 06:06 PM	#6
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	That's funny!

04-01-2005, 11:06 PM	#7
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	"Google Gulp and Your Privacy From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!