Introducing Mike Hunt (up to 3 sentences)

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Instructions: Using 1 to 3 sentence paragraphs, say wonderful or outrageous things about the fabled Mike Hunt.

Never let on by referring to "he", "him", or "his"; Instead, it sounds much better if you say something like:

"Mike Hunt is famous the world over for blah, blah, blah..."

or,

"Blah, blah, blah are intimately familiar with Mike Hunt."

Get it? Here we go...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the great honor of introducing a very special guest. Whether you have travelled from afar to be here tonight or you live right down the street, I'm sure you've heard many things about Mike Hunt. For Mike Hunt is that rare kind of gem that God blesses us with only once in several lifetimes.