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05-08-2005, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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last night i got so completely off my tit drunk due to my knowing the two girls who worked behind the bar - they were feeding me free shooters all night.
apparently, and i remember none of this - but i left the bar at closing, and there was construction on Queen st. where they are putting in new streetcar tracks. I tried to jump over the barricade and get to the other side, my foot slipped and i fell into a pile of wet cement. From there, i proceeded to get up and dust myself off and take off my pants. I walked from College and Spadina all the way home without any pants on, and a car load of girls stopped and talked to me for a while but i dont remember much. my friend called me today who was at the bar and asked if i made it home ok, apparently they passed me in a taxi cab as i was waiting for the pedestrian signal at a busy intersection, with no pants on. |
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05-08-2005, 05:44 PM
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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hahahahhha!
Is there a jesustitties dink mark still in the cement?
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05-08-2005, 05:54 PM
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Not any more; they fixed it and sent him a bill for $3500 based on the ID in the wallet they found in the cement-covered pants at the end of the trail of wet-cement footprints.
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05-08-2005, 11:51 PM
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mrs. self destruct
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: arizizooona
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got 'em
 after some chiseling/jackhammering/washing with Tide MAXIMUM STRENGTH i got the cement off. you're welcome. |
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05-09-2005, 04:19 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: on the go
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ahhhhh!!!! I should know better than to click on anything JT posts while I'm at work!!!
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