05-10-2005, 11:35 PM
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monkey
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Crackpot Theories
I believe that if I drive my car faster, I will actually be saving gas because my car will be running less time while I travel. By doing this I am actually helping the environment.
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05-11-2005, 02:12 AM
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monkey
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I believe if I eat half a gallon of ice cream at two in the morning when I am half asleep then it is less calories than a small bowl after dinner.
It doesn't have to make sense. Who says theories make sense? I just do it. And hope I won't get the 'jigglies' around the butt. |
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05-11-2005, 04:11 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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If you make a squinchy face when opening a container, it will help a lot.
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05-11-2005, 05:28 AM
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monkey
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If I wear a new outfit on each time I fly, the plane won't crash
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05-11-2005, 05:42 AM
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frick, frack, fruck
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this is no crackpot theory. . . this truly works.  |
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05-11-2005, 07:17 AM
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no more nice girl
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eta has the wedding happened yet?
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
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05-11-2005, 07:19 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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05-11-2005, 07:40 AM
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left hanging
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... and don't under any circumstance eat the airline issue omelette. It won't stop the plane from crashing, but at least you won't go down thinking "I can't believe that crap was the last thing I ever ate".
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05-11-2005, 07:49 AM
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no more nice girl
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And there was me thinking that if I let go of the armrests, the wings would fall off.
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05-11-2005, 08:07 AM
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left hanging
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05-11-2005, 08:36 AM
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if you start flushing the loo halfway through peeing it saves time.
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05-11-2005, 12:37 PM
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I'm sorry I can't contribute to this thread because all my theories about life are based on solid, incontrovertible fact. For example, if you point out flaws in someone else's argument, whether online or face to face, that person will thank you and be the better for it.
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05-11-2005, 12:39 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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If you flush before you start to pee, nobody can hear you pee so nobody knows what you're doing.
(I had a buddy in college who believed this...) |
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05-11-2005, 12:52 PM
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thundering is my favorite
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If i blow kisses when i run a yellow light it wont turn red as fast.
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05-11-2005, 02:37 PM
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monkey
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If you can't find a parking place, thnk about somthing pink. A spot should apear shortly after.
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