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Old 05-15-2005, 06:29 AM   #1
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FREE BAG OF DICKS

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Old 05-15-2005, 06:37 AM   #2
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Look I realise it says "vintage" in your auction title and the description too but are these all new dicks? Also would I be able to find the matching tray? If so, how big would the tray have to be? I know it says in your description "All our items are in good condition unless otherwise mentioned in the description" but do the dicks have any holes, stains, tears, rips or any other sort of imperfections? I note that your descritption also says "Overseas buyers welcome! Postage to the US for this item will be US$5 for air-mail (delivery in 1 - 3 weeks)" but could you tell me how much postage to the US will be and how long it will take? I'm really interested in the bag of dicks, I intend bidding up big so it is well worth your time to answer my questions. Promise.
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:40 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by madasacutsnake
do the dicks have any holes, stains, tears, rips or any other sort of imperfections?
You owe me a new keyboard, sheila.

Hey, want to see this guy's ****ing HUGE cock???


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Old 05-15-2005, 06:43 AM   #4
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What colour is that cock? Is it a forrest green or more of a hunter green?
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:38 AM   #5
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:46 AM   #6
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The tip is red, the feathers are green. Let's not talk about the in-between.
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:48 AM   #7
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Yes, but how big is that cock? I'm looking for a really big cock and your photograph isn't clear.
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:51 AM   #8
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The cock will satisfy your every desire, I'm sure, as well as feed your family for a month.

PS I don't take Paypal.
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:54 AM   #9
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Can you send it by FedEx and label it "gift"? I don't want to have to pay tax for a cock.
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:56 AM   #10
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What if it's a really great cock?
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