Revenge is a plate best served cold...(alt. titled: God moves in mysterious ways.)

[beckstra]

So, there was this boy at work, I'm pretty sure I wrote about him and how he had lead me on (flirted mercilessly, asked for my number, played with my hair, yadda, yadda) for three months only to break my heart with the news that he was engaged to his three-year-old daughter's mother and dissapeared.

So, turns out he's married the girl and lives in my apartment complex...and he has no idea that I'm here.

I'm so waiting for the day the three of them go out to play on the playground and I go with my sister and my niece and nephew and there we all are. Him shitting his pants.

My heart is pounding so hard and my stomach is in knots. This is single-handedly the best and worst thing that has ever happened to me in my ENTIRE life.

Please, laugh with me. God has decided to bless me in ways that, before today, I never thought possible.

[xfox]

What a tangled web we weave!

[madasacutsnake]

From some-one whose yim handle involves serving revenge on ice.

So. I've stopped at the Post Office and Miss Snake has thrown a tanty about getting back in the car. I'm having hand to hand combat with a mental five year old, car door open, trying to persuade her to get the f in. Suddenly above the wailing and gnashing of teeth, I hear BAAAAAAARP. An old enough to know way better "lady" has decided that she wants the car park space in which I am currently doing battle and that the way to get it is to beep her horn and edge her car forward TOWARD MY FIVE YEAR OLD. Now, do bear in mind, that it's a Sunday and the car park is *empty*. She could have parked anywhere. But no, she has to have this very park and continues to beep, edge and gesticulate toward Miss Snake.

I somehow manage to bundle Miss into the car and slam the door closed with one foot (God Bless child locks!) while the insane old witch just misses running over my other foot. Well, I mean what would anybody do?

I waited until she opened her door (I'm polite after all), reached in and put my hand on her horn. And while it's saying BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP, I ask her "DO YOU THINK THIS REALLY HELPS?!".

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll rot.

Anyway, this all happened a few months ago. A fairly intense conversation ensued, mainly centred on appropriate use of a car horn and we both went our seperate ways. Me having noted her car make and rego etc. For future reference, you know.

Well. Yesterday, I was exiting the freeway when I see some-one dithering about in the left (most of you lot's right) of the slip lane. I slowed down a bit, being unsure of her intention, when at the last second she obviously decides where she wants to go and swerves out in front of me without looking. I had to hit the brakes a bit hard and as I am standing on them, I note, OMG IT'S HER! An opportunity like manna from above.............

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!! !

I even got to see her jump half out of her seat.

Now, *that* is appropriate use of a car horn.

*small, satisified smile*

[Hermione]

^^ that's great haha

[§olomon]

one time a guy cut me off on the highway, and i caught up to him and cut him off too.
then i went ahead home

[lapietra]

hi §olomon

[venusupnorth]

That happened to me at work, weird. Well this guy was married and wouldn't leave me alone, he had the nerve to call me from his house at my desk phone at work and invite me over for lunch. I'd had enough of him by then and said really loud on the phone "So how is the wife and kid doing?" Plus his name. He left me alone after that because everyone at the office pretty much figured out what he was up to. People like that are psychopathic but will get what they deserve one day.

Originally Posted by beckstra

So, there was this boy at work, I'm pretty sure I wrote about him and how he had lead me on (flirted mercilessly, asked for my number, played with my hair, yadda, yadda) for three months only to break my heart with the news that he was engaged to his three-year-old daughter's mother and dissapeared.

So, turns out he's married the girl and lives in my apartment complex...and he has no idea that I'm here.

I'm so waiting for the day the three of them go out to play on the playground and I go with my sister and my niece and nephew and there we all are. Him shitting his pants.

My heart is pounding so hard and my stomach is in knots. This is single-handedly the best and worst thing that has ever happened to me in my ENTIRE life.

Please, laugh with me. God has decided to bless me in ways that, before today, I never thought possible.