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Old 06-08-2005, 08:22 PM   #1
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WTF!

"BOSTON - On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States."

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Dude, I wouldn't have let that guy in if all he had on him was that hair cut!
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:34 PM   #2
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Oh yeah..he looks stable..
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:09 PM   #3
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Anthony conceded it "sounds stupid" that a man wielding what appeared to be a bloody chain saw could not be detained. But he added: "Our people don't have a crime lab up there. They can't look at a chain saw and decide if it's blood or rust or red paint."
^^ WHATEVER!!! So let's let him go because we think the red yuck has the possibility to be paint or rust.

Oh and I love this next part in the article:

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His car was later found in a gravel pit on a highway leading to the U.S. border. Despres hitchhiked to the border crossing.
OK, so they found him at the border with the bloody chainsaw and other various weapons. . . . uhm, if he hitchhiked to the border, who in their right mind picked up this man toting all of these weapons?
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:12 PM   #4
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Shouldent the fact that he was due in court that day have prevented him from leaving the country???

Than again, what do it know.

When I crossed the border 2 weekends ago the officer asked if I had been arrested. For some dumbass reason I decided to jokingly say "not any time lately." That's when he asked me to open the trunk so he could have a look inside... (me and my sarcastic sense of humor)
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:06 AM   #5
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hey i just gave that guy a lift from springfield to Albany, he's upstairs taking a shower as I type th....
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