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beckstra · 06-19-2005, 01:51 AM

...private message me with their address and the correct author and title of this teeny excerpt of one of their works, will be the new owner of some fun art with love from the Beck.

When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers full of beer, and an enormous F*ck-It Bucket -- a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When sh*t brings you down, just say 'f*ck it,' and eat yourself some motherf*cking candy.") There was no electricity for close to a week. The yard was practically cleared of trees, and rain fell through the dozens of holes punched into the roof. It was a difficult time, but the two of them stuck it out, my brother placing his small, scarred hand on my father's shoulder to say, "B*tch, I'm here to tell you that it's going to be all right. We'll get through this sh*t, motherf*cker, just you wait.

Happy father's day, b*tches.

craig johnston · 06-19-2005, 02:32 AM

how fun is the art?

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-19-2005, 02:45 AM

does googling count?

zenbabe · 06-19-2005, 03:24 AM

I should get that book for my dad

beckstra · 06-19-2005, 03:33 AM

The art is fun like you can take it or leave it, but it's free because I send it to you.

Googling is your business.

If your dad would like the book, I say go for it. That essay is the most hilarious thing I've ever read.

beckstra · 06-19-2005, 12:38 PM

No one?

venusupnorth · 06-19-2005, 12:42 PM

This writer is definetly inspired by Charles Bukowski but I know it's not him. Can you give us any hints?

beckstra · 06-19-2005, 04:35 PM

It's part of an essay.

zenbabe · 06-19-2005, 08:59 PM

check your pm beck!

beckstra · 06-19-2005, 09:52 PM

The above excerpt is from You Can't Kill The Rooster written by David Sedaris from his book of essays Me Talk Pretty One Day. I highly suggest a gander at this essay, because its HILARIOUS (and hartwarming in its own right).

Alright kiddos, so the only one who read the instructions carefully enough was Zenbabe, thus congratulations Zenny-Zen-Zen! I shall create you a one-of-a kind masterpiece...although, if you don't get your hopes up too high, it might actually be something fun *and* worth calling art.

06-19-2005, 01:51 AM	#1
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	The First Person To... ...private message me with their address and the correct author and title of this teeny excerpt of one of their works, will be the new owner of some fun art with love from the Beck. When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers full of beer, and an enormous Fck-It Bucket -- a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When sht brings you down, just say 'fck it,' and eat yourself some motherfcking candy.") There was no electricity for close to a week. The yard was practically cleared of trees, and rain fell through the dozens of holes punched into the roof. It was a difficult time, but the two of them stuck it out, my brother placing his small, scarred hand on my father's shoulder to say, "Btch, I'm here to tell you that it's going to be all right. We'll get through this sht, motherfcker, just you wait. Happy father's day, btches. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

06-19-2005, 02:32 AM	#2
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	how fun is the art? __________________ the tea leaf family

06-19-2005, 03:24 AM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I should get that book for my dad __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-19-2005, 03:33 AM	#5
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	The art is fun like you can take it or leave it, but it's free because I send it to you. Googling is your business. If your dad would like the book, I say go for it. That essay is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

06-19-2005, 12:38 PM	#6
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	No one? __________________ I'd rather be making out.

06-19-2005, 02:45 AM	#3
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	does googling count?

06-19-2005, 12:42 PM	#7
venusupnorth I'm leaving tomorrow! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Zoo Posts: 726	This writer is definetly inspired by Charles Bukowski but I know it's not him. Can you give us any hints? __________________ "What you risk reveals what you value." —Jeanette Winterson

06-19-2005, 04:35 PM	#8
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	It's part of an essay. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

06-19-2005, 08:59 PM	#9
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	check your pm beck! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-19-2005, 09:52 PM	#10
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	The above excerpt is from You Can't Kill The Rooster written by David Sedaris from his book of essays Me Talk Pretty One Day. I highly suggest a gander at this essay, because its HILARIOUS (and hartwarming in its own right). Alright kiddos, so the only one who read the instructions carefully enough was Zenbabe, thus congratulations Zenny-Zen-Zen! I shall create you a one-of-a kind masterpiece...although, if you don't get your hopes up too high, it might actually be something fun and worth calling art. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

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