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~*WickedAngel*~ · 06-19-2005, 05:27 AM

A little something for JT...

It's just a joke, so peoples please try not to take offense

zenbabe · 06-19-2005, 09:41 PM

I think he had that avatar....

~*WickedAngel*~ · 06-20-2005, 06:30 AM

I saw it online, laughed my a$$ off, and then thought of him.

JesusTitties · 06-20-2005, 09:13 AM

Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time).

They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled "21" and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled "34" and another roar of laughter rose up. Phil, confused about this asked his friend "Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out" His friend said, well we've been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all and if you want to tell a joke you just call out a number"

Phil nodded and said "Can I try?" His friend nodded and Phil called out "121" and everyone in the club roared with laughter and it didn't die down for at least another 15 minutes after. "Why did everyone laugh so hard at that joke?" Phil asked. His friend said with a small chuckle "We haven't heard that one before."

trisherina · 06-20-2005, 03:27 PM

One airborne trainee was telling another about his first day jump training.

"When we reached altitude and it came time to make the jump, I couldn't make myself do it. The jumpmaster roared at me: 'YOU GET OFF THIS AIRCRAFT RIGHT NOW, SCUM!' and pushed me to the door, but I clung to the sides and wouldn't go over."

His friend murmured in sympathy. "Then what?"

"Then the jumpmaster tore the fire extinguisher off the wall of the cabin and brandished the nozzle at me. He yelled, 'YOU GO RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO RAM THIS UP YOUR ARSE!'"

"So... did you jump?" asked his friend.

"Well, a little... at first..."

06-19-2005, 09:41 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I think he had that avatar.... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-20-2005, 06:30 AM	#3
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	I saw it online, laughed my a$$ off, and then thought of him. __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

06-20-2005, 03:27 PM	#5
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	One airborne trainee was telling another about his first day jump training. "When we reached altitude and it came time to make the jump, I couldn't make myself do it. The jumpmaster roared at me: 'YOU GET OFF THIS AIRCRAFT RIGHT NOW, SCUM!' and pushed me to the door, but I clung to the sides and wouldn't go over." His friend murmured in sympathy. "Then what?" "Then the jumpmaster tore the fire extinguisher off the wall of the cabin and brandished the nozzle at me. He yelled, 'YOU GO RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO RAM THIS UP YOUR ARSE!'" "So... did you jump?" asked his friend. "Well, a little... at first..." __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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06-20-2005, 09:13 AM	#4
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time). They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled "21" and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled "34" and another roar of laughter rose up. Phil, confused about this asked his friend "Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out" His friend said, well we've been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all and if you want to tell a joke you just call out a number" Phil nodded and said "Can I try?" His friend nodded and Phil called out "121" and everyone in the club roared with laughter and it didn't die down for at least another 15 minutes after. "Why did everyone laugh so hard at that joke?" Phil asked. His friend said with a small chuckle "We haven't heard that one before."