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Max Headroom · 06-21-2005, 03:04 AM

A Panda walks into a restaurant.
The waiter takes the Panda's order.
When the order is ready, the waiter takes it to the Panda.
The Panda eats the meal, pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and runs out of the restaurant.
The owner of the restaurant goes running after the Panda.
When the restaurant owner finally catches up to the Panda, he asks, "Why did you shoot the waiter?"
The Panda tells the owner to look up 'Panda' in the dictionary.
The owner goes back to the restaurant and looks up 'Panda' in the dictionary. Under 'Panda' it says: Eats shoots and leaves.

smellyrayzin · 06-21-2005, 03:31 AM

hahahaha

craig johnston · 06-21-2005, 09:32 AM

even funnier -
this was a huge bestseller in the uk.

smellyrayzin · 06-21-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston

even funnier -
this was a huge bestseller in the uk.

that's on my 'to buy' list!!! ... too bad i'm poor.

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-21-2005, 12:03 PM

It was funnier when it was a joke about a wombat.

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-21-2005, 12:12 PM

Max Headroom · 06-22-2005, 12:46 AM

The word wombat by itself is just plain funny.

I had no idea what they looked like and was honestly expecting them to have wings and hang upsidedown from a tree untill I saw them at the Australia Zoo.... Funny little buggers

06-21-2005, 03:04 AM	#1
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	Did ya hear the one about..... A Panda walks into a restaurant. The waiter takes the Panda's order. When the order is ready, the waiter takes it to the Panda. The Panda eats the meal, pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and runs out of the restaurant. The owner of the restaurant goes running after the Panda. When the restaurant owner finally catches up to the Panda, he asks, "Why did you shoot the waiter?" The Panda tells the owner to look up 'Panda' in the dictionary. The owner goes back to the restaurant and looks up 'Panda' in the dictionary. Under 'Panda' it says: Eats shoots and leaves. __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

06-21-2005, 03:31 AM	#2
smellyrayzin mrs. self destruct Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: arizizooona Posts: 643	hahahaha __________________ therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free. + my website + my photo site

06-21-2005, 09:32 AM	#3
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	even funnier - this was a huge bestseller in the uk. __________________ the tea leaf family

06-22-2005, 12:46 AM	#7
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	The word wombat by itself is just plain funny. I had no idea what they looked like and was honestly expecting them to have wings and hang upsidedown from a tree untill I saw them at the Australia Zoo.... Funny little buggers __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

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06-21-2005, 12:03 PM	#5
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	It was funnier when it was a joke about a wombat.

06-21-2005, 12:12 PM	#6
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