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LadyCrow · 07-23-2005, 09:56 AM

Six Old Ladies

One day while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

I said, "Do you know there are six old ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
And the manager said, "Yes. They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."

Hermione · 07-23-2005, 08:33 PM

hahaha

JesusTitties · 07-25-2005, 05:06 AM

two old ladies were sitting on a park bench. a man walked up to them in a trench coat, opened it and flashed them his pecker.
one old lady took a stroke, the other couldnt quite reach it

jasmina · 08-07-2005, 09:34 PM

Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things.

Marge says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing on the landing of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

Phyllis replies, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was in the bathroom, and I couldn't remember whether I was getting into the bath or getting out of it."

Then Mavis smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

07-23-2005, 09:56 AM	#1
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Six old ladies Six Old Ladies One day while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. I said, "Do you know there are six old ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" And the manager said, "Yes. They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale." __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

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07-23-2005, 08:33 PM	#2
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	hahaha

07-25-2005, 05:06 AM	#3
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	two old ladies were sitting on a park bench. a man walked up to them in a trench coat, opened it and flashed them his pecker. one old lady took a stroke, the other couldnt quite reach it

08-07-2005, 09:34 PM	#4
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. Marge says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing on the landing of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." Phyllis replies, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was in the bathroom, and I couldn't remember whether I was getting into the bath or getting out of it." Then Mavis smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"