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08-04-2005, 02:29 PM
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Mick Kosmic
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: omnipresent...
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Conundra in the Penumbra of the Tundra...
Yeap...thinking of giving away all my worldly possessions and joining a Scientology-based-monastery(coed of course) kinda thing, in an undisclosed location in Alaska, to pursue the contemplative life...I know...but please hold your applause until the end...
Therefore I will have no need for my laptop or the 7 remote controls...at least until they get WIFI which has been promised by the first quarter of 2006. No computer - no internet. No internet - no message boards. No message boards...you get the idea. So as not to offend anyone, by not answering the multitude of PMs I receive daily soliciting my opinon all manner of pithy philosophical topics, I thought it best to...un-enlist from Zefrank...OK, I've spaked the unspakeable.... Anyway, I'm unable to find in the FAQs or anywhere else on how to...un-enlist. Just in case I do decide to take this spiritual plunge, can someone please explain how to delete my profile on this list, as I've got final appointment with my Dianetic Recruiter this afternoon and he'll want to take my laptop with him... Thanks in advance...and remember even though I may not be here bodily, I'll be looking down on you... Magnanimously yours, Mick
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08-04-2005, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
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After 6 posts? They must have been good.
Alaska, huh? Got any brochures? Oh, the question. You could always just remove your email addresses, URL's, quotes, avatar, etc. from your profile, thus rendering your posts extremely dull-looking. You could go the full 9 yards and delete your posts. And don't forget to write down all your PIN numbers for your recruiter. And watch the penmanship: 7s can easily look like 1s if you're not careful. Happy travels! Send postcards. Last edited by Con ate dog : 08-04-2005 at 02:39 PM. |
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08-04-2005, 02:36 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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You'll need a special dispensation from His Frankness himself.
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08-04-2005, 02:39 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Personally I blame Ron Price. Kids looked up to Ron, and now they all want to disappear "just like Ron".
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08-04-2005, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Better sooner than later...ron...
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08-04-2005, 03:58 PM
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Mick Kosmic
Join Date: Jul 2005
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First: I am Outraged sir/maddam...an insult to my integrinet... Second: My sloppy seconds will be contacting your sloppy seconds...in seconds... rp
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08-04-2005, 09:16 PM
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no more nice girl
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Mick, make sure you have your motherboard and watch out for mexican cock raisers.
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
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08-04-2005, 10:37 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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I think you're a tease, you tease, you fatally hip shoot-from-the-hip hipster you. Just as you get me all excited about the new wit in town, you think about leaving - or not. I would have had your baby and named it Carlos, you know that, I know you know that. All of that's over now. You hear me? OVER. I have abandonment issues! I will not be treated this way.
What was it, baby? Didn't I not think about sending you a pm? Didn't I resist that impulse? What more do you want from me, blood? Head over heels and this is what I get. Go ahead and break my heart, break it. |
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08-04-2005, 11:08 PM
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Mick Kosmic
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: omnipresent...
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Gosh...Brynn...we can still be friends, can't we... I two will miss these pithy chats...we coulda made beeeutiful music tagetha sweetheart... Just in case your therapist gives a work-around this abandonment thing, here's where I can be reached: mkosmic@tomcruiseenterprises.org Maybe we can split a Zoloft sometime... By the way...I'll be checking on ALL OF YOU from time to time... Best regards, Ron Kosmic Price Revenge, like dessert is best served cold....moohaaaaaahaa
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08-04-2005, 04:27 PM
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Mick Kosmic
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: omnipresent...
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No response...is he coyly toying with my emotions...or just napping?
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08-04-2005, 02:39 PM
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i can't believe -- KATIE HOLMES -- is that you??? i'm so flipping excited!!!! |
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08-04-2005, 03:49 PM
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Mick Kosmic
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: omnipresent...
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K****
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08-04-2005, 04:05 PM
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Mick Kosmic
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: omnipresent...
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But...If you can answer the riddle: Hypothethically if one wanted to leave the list, how would he/she hypothetically do that... By the way...Frieda...first correct answer puts you at the top of the no-list list for the laptop...
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